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7th Feb 2013, 10:21
Talk about the obvious......I'm sure Slasher could have told them that

Booze And Sex Are Key To Happiness: Survey - Health News - redOrbit (http://www.redorbit.com/news/general/1112736065/sex-alcohol-happiness-pleasure-survey-grimm-112412/)

7th Feb 2013, 10:33
well... :hmm:Volunteering or acting as a care-giver was third on the happiness list, followed by religious activities (including meditation), and caring for/playing with children, CBS Atlanta (http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/11/21/survey-sex-makes-adults-happier-than-having-children/) reported on Wednesday.

7th Feb 2013, 10:40
Study Reveals People Like Drinking Beer And Making Love

Shit! Who would've guessed!!! :rolleyes:


7th Feb 2013, 11:03
Oh dear - does this mean that people are going to start claiming that playing with children 'makes them happy?'

I foresee problems.....

7th Feb 2013, 11:32
People get paid to research this??

Righto.....I should like to conduct research into quaffing French Champagne, scoffing Iranian Caviar, and examining Swedish Au Pairs....who's going to fund it?? Preliminary research suggest it would make me happy, but clinical trials are required to prove the theory......all in the name of science of course!:)

7th Feb 2013, 11:41
I have been conducting a long term research program into this very matter. Intermediate results, and I stress this is only 3 decades in, seem to indicate that flying (especially fast jets) should be added to champagne and shagging as beneficial to happiness. Lounging around in yachts in the Caribbean is also in there.
The program continues.....

7th Feb 2013, 12:32
Fliegenmong wrote:

People get paid to research this??

Why not? There was a University here in the States, somewhere, which undertook a rather lengthy study (2 years+) into the breeding habit of gnats.

7th Feb 2013, 12:44
There is a sign on the Interstate here that reads "Many Deaths Are Caused by Cars Hitting Trees" No Sh*t Sherlock. I wonder how many tax dollars went into that revelation :ouch:

7th Feb 2013, 12:46
Well limeygal, it IS Florida no? :E

7th Feb 2013, 12:49
Well yes-silly me! :)

tony draper
7th Feb 2013, 12:56
The time comes when all we chaps are at our happiest in our shed, bints and booze come a poor second to summat interesting clamped in your bench vice and a proper tool in yer hand.

7th Feb 2013, 14:11
summat interesting clamped in your bench vice and a proper tool in yer hand.

I think that's what some of them were on about, Swedish au pairs not withstanding :E:E

7th Feb 2013, 14:45
Limeygal! How utterly naughty of you!! :}:}

7th Feb 2013, 15:10
I know, I'm a bit of a rascal! :)

7th Feb 2013, 19:58
I know a divorcee who when sent that link, suggested that for the free alcohol, she would do the research.

No, her details are NOT available.........not for you lecherous lot, anyway.