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A A Gruntpuddock
6th Feb 2013, 14:03


Sorry, I just can't get this image insertion to work.

Muffin Themule
6th Feb 2013, 15:09
bl0gspot ist verboten. try http://tinyurl.com/afggp7z

6th Feb 2013, 15:31

6th Feb 2013, 17:19
Titter ye not. As a young man, OFSO also had a wart removed from his posterior with the electric knife.

As I walked back to the cubicle I noticed smoke rising from my posterior.

I said to the charming young nurse "I'm afraid I'm on fire" and she, looking rather more at the front than the back, riposted "nein, meine Herr, ihre Feuer ist ausgegangen".

Solid Rust Twotter
6th Feb 2013, 20:13
Hah! You should see the amount of metal the bastards forgot inside me.

6th Feb 2013, 20:26
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......

6th Feb 2013, 20:50
OOer, a minge singe.

Milo Minderbinder
6th Feb 2013, 21:33
guy I was at uni with was one of those who decided fart lighting was a good idea. He couldn't keep up the pressure though, got a blowback and a severely singed ringpiece. Was stuck in hospital for a few weeks with a pipe shoved up his roasted rectum, waiting for it to heal