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Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 10:14
Anyone tried this place?

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/Lightning_29/Vanessa_zpse8c4016b.jpg

603DX
4th Feb 2013, 10:22
Never mind about trying it, what a relief it is to find that others have been exposed to these ads as well. I rather feared I was being subjected to targeted advertising, despite having done nothing to attract it, other than reach the age of 73! They may all be very, very nice ladies indeed, for all I know, but no thank you ... :O

AlpineSkier
4th Feb 2013, 10:22
I'm not going to look, but someone has to be kidding surely ?

treadigraph
4th Feb 2013, 10:36
Aye, been popping up on both PPRuNe and FR24 for me too, and on three separate computers at different locations. Also CougarLife.com...

Apparently Vanessa (or Rebecca as she is known on FR24) is only three miles from me, so I might have to move.

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 10:41
She's only three miles from me as well!!!!

Alloa Akbar
4th Feb 2013, 10:44
You guys are all fighting over the crumbs.. Apparently I have got stacks of gorgeous women of good background and breeding waiting on me over at slapperdating.com!! (Tis a real site, I sh1t you not!):eek:

Lon More
4th Feb 2013, 10:47
If I wanted something `mature` IŽd rather have a nice lump of cheese.

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 10:48
I have got stacks of gorgeous women of good background and breeding waiting on
me

I had that long before 'tinternet. :E

KAG
4th Feb 2013, 10:49
Mature what? For more and more women "mature" means nothing, they are more and more beautiful with time.


50 years old Demi Moore:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/demimoore/demi_moore1_300_400.jpg



70 years old Catherine Deneuve:

http://a398.idata.over-blog.com/303x364/0/11/60/25/ACTEURS/catherine-deneuve-20070606-265779-3.jpg

probes
4th Feb 2013, 10:49
Hm. And I've got nothing again.
That's discrimination. :sad:

beaufort1
4th Feb 2013, 10:51
They are going to be soaking wet, as three miles from where I am in any direction puts you in the sea. :hmm:

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 10:55
OMG - a soaking wet Vanessa :eek::eek::eek:

MagnusP
4th Feb 2013, 10:57
Hey, treadigraph, you must live no more than 6 miles from central Edinburgh. Rebecca is only 3 miles from me too!

AlpineSkier
4th Feb 2013, 11:00
Well, if Rebecca is their poster-woman with her tasteful tat', then the site-owner :

1) has a funny sense of humour...or
2) is extremely honest..or
3) has unusual ideas about female beauty.

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 11:03
4) knows how to make money

SpringHeeledJack
4th Feb 2013, 11:03
One uses an adblocker program and therefore no problems :ok:

Something has been puzzling me of late and it's all the many different 'dating' websites that advertise on TV and elsewhere. Now advertising costs a fair bit and the costs of 'dating' must be exorbitant to recover the initial advertising/running/staff costs, yet they (the costs) seem to be minimal after a cursory look......:confused: How do they make money ? Or is it a huge data-mining industry ? And for that matter, why all of a sudden are there so many dating websites ???


SHJ

MagnusP
4th Feb 2013, 11:08
SHJ, data mining, and possible opportunities for blackmail?

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 11:18
http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/Lightning_29/79fcc720f129e10de57eda319cf076a3_zps91ac5e44.jpg

beaufort1
4th Feb 2013, 11:25
Height restrictions may apply. :}

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 11:32
Maximum three people at once.

vulcanised
4th Feb 2013, 11:44
I don't get anything from that lot but I do get stuff from Screwfix.

MagnusP
4th Feb 2013, 11:49
You mean you prefer doing it yourself? :p

treadigraph
4th Feb 2013, 11:51
Ah, that must explain why Croydon feels colder, Magnus - and there was me blaming climate change!

angels
4th Feb 2013, 11:56
Oh no!!!

Rebecca! How could you??

And I thought you were mine forever!! :{

MagnusP
4th Feb 2013, 12:00
Pah! Rebecca! I've gone right off the hundred-and-two-timing skank.

radeng
4th Feb 2013, 12:00
They're always three miles from me as well......

MagnusP
4th Feb 2013, 12:04
Sing along, now:

"It's a small world after all..."

toffeez
4th Feb 2013, 12:10
Guys, don't put your age on PPrune.
I don't, and so don't get this crap.
I get ads for 15 year-old Filipinas.
But at least I know that's illegal.

... except in Japan, Spain ...

it's a nice day in Barcelona.

dead_pan
4th Feb 2013, 13:21
Height restrictions may apply.

Weight restrictions definitely apply.

She's only three miles from me as well

She gets around a bit, our Rebecca. I'd steer clear of her if I were you.

dead_pan
4th Feb 2013, 13:37
Here's the latest offering. The words "trussed chicken" come to mind...

http://copyright4sale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/6934441971337622127.jpg

Or, for those of you with more vivid imaginations:

http://copyright4sale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/6934441971337622127a.jpg

I wonder how long the mods will tolerate this ad-bashing? We wouldn't want to upset those luvverly advertisers now, would we..

cockney steve
4th Feb 2013, 13:56
^^^^ Her doppelganger lives 3 miles from me!

I also attract unwholesome interest from Moslem ladies and the aforementioned Filipinas.

Obviously these young fillies don't realise I'm over the hill and skint......Well, that's what I tell 'em, anyway:}

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 14:11
If that latest one doesn't bait slasher then nothing will!

Alloa Akbar
4th Feb 2013, 14:34
The words "trussed chicken" come to mind...

The words "Way too choosy" spring to mind.. :E

Slasher
4th Feb 2013, 14:34
It baited me alright! :E

Lightning Mate
4th Feb 2013, 15:06
I just knew it.................

N707ZS
4th Feb 2013, 16:14
I keep getting this one.

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/4118189723452579935 (http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/aclk?sa=l&ai=CerhLxusPUdeSCM7l8APn3oHQA8iR1I4FwLvGrT2I-sPMowEQASCBkowQUM7Btar8_____wFgu4a9g9AKoAGA4fXiA8gBAqgDAaoEe k_Qr4AbP7XBljGyE489vivsbF_1Rd_SpPX6fdYi0ZFp15L9yCLS-voPhU92d_0gEd6Hz4Qif5bKyOjd5NilwOEF8oQOOKeZ7dwXaNc_A5K0wSPbN Z5136M0v08duuDatNC2kYqA_Pt_-RzNV2vQhiOLWnnpRxxOVcnuoAYCgAfonood&num=1&sig=AOD64_0sGqC_zcT7rRGXXplL89bCTmskoQ&client=ca-ib_employment_sede_1&adurl=http://www.Muslima.com/%3Fovchn%3DGGL%26ovcpn%3DEnglish%2BUK%2BDCO%2BImage%2BAds%26 ovcrn%3Dimage%2Bad%26ovtac%3DPPC%26V1)

Slasher
4th Feb 2013, 16:22
This bloke has well summed up the Thai dating scene here (http://thaidatingguide.org/category/dating-thai-girls/). (Mods I'm NOT advertising!)

You can ignore his sales pitch towards the end - but what he says is on the money.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvRqUIZEplooTpNz8C0mZCUOe3Y48pB3idpZDKKdc XRNvmrasl

rgbrock1
4th Feb 2013, 16:28
If Vanessa - the woman pictured in the OP's opening post - is indicative of the type of women in the dating site I'd steer well clear of it!!!!!

FlyerFoto
4th Feb 2013, 17:15
Looking at Vanessa and working on the traditional 'pint scale' - could the British brewing industry keep up?

500N
4th Feb 2013, 17:18
Glad to see I am not the only one who is seeing these adverts !

rgbrock1
4th Feb 2013, 17:20
Basil wrote:

I'm online! Please go to...

Yes Basil, I know Svetlana too. The part you left out, though, is:

Please go to... and enter your credit card number here.

4mastacker
4th Feb 2013, 18:07
There's a bit of a thread about these ads on the Arrse forum. Caution - it's not for those of a demure disposition.

rgbrock1
4th Feb 2013, 18:17
So, not for those suffering from Huggy-fluffy-ism?!! :E:}

4mastacker
4th Feb 2013, 18:29
I keep getting one of those ads with some female who is more orange than Peter Hain. ( For our overseas colleagues, he is a British politician who has an alleged, artificially enhanced complexion m'lud).

pabloc
4th Feb 2013, 18:40
Vanessa,that was my mum's name....Hang on! That is my mum!!!!!!!:E

22 Degree Halo
4th Feb 2013, 18:54
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/1740357150643608030

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/18399552884999616076

racedo
4th Feb 2013, 19:32
The Date 10000 Asian Ladies ....................................

Thats Slasher in a Tyre......


You know......A Goodyear

rgbrock1
4th Feb 2013, 19:39
If you're into McDonald's-like super sized dating sites there's always:

Free Fat Dating | Date Fat Singles Online (http://www.freefatdating.com/)

Slasher. Do NOT visit this site. It WILL rot you eyes out and make your d**k fall off.

OFSO
4th Feb 2013, 19:52
Listen to him Slash. I did and it did. Horrors.

Calls for another Powers Gold Label before bed, even though I've had one. (Liar OFSO, you've had two but who's counting).

sangiovese.
4th Feb 2013, 22:07
I have no idea what you guys are complaining about....I would












But then I used to be known as sledge!

Slasher
5th Feb 2013, 06:54
Slasher. Do NOT visit this site.


Too late! :uhoh: :eek: :yuk:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQboQkqq_L89H-LEeal2cRDvrO1D2vU3SRqms_eduvXPqQpOfWOxA

KAG
5th Feb 2013, 11:05
This bloke has well summed up the Thai dating scene here. (Mods I'm NOT advertising!)Haha! Thai Dating and co, the arrogant (old?) westerner losers cave :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:


Okay, let's open the link given anyway, scoll down, yep, here you go:

http://yourthaigirl.com/image-files/thailandspecial3.jpg




:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Alloa Akbar
5th Feb 2013, 11:34
Thailand? Ha! You could take the same picture in Puerto Banus in Europe.. the rationale is the same, old men with money, young women with no care for anything other than money.. supply / demand.

MagnusP
5th Feb 2013, 11:46
I agree with KAG.


That is truly disgusting! :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:



I mean, long socks with shorts!!!

Awful.

KAG
5th Feb 2013, 11:50
I mean, long socks with shorts!!!And sandals.

arcniz
5th Feb 2013, 11:58
Has been noted elsewhere that a passably nice tart is likely cheaper as a live-in companion than is a part-time nurse who mostly just comes by to shake things up every now and again.

david1300
5th Feb 2013, 11:58
Must be British/English

Alloa Akbar
5th Feb 2013, 12:00
Yeah can't be aussie cos he hasn't got a beer in his hand.. :p

MagnusP
5th Feb 2013, 12:00
. . . . or possibly a retired Westpac bank manager from Coonabarabran. :p

Solid Rust Twotter
5th Feb 2013, 12:33
Old mzungus with young local girls are seen quite a lot in Africa. No doubt once things have settled down, the extended families and assorted hangers on invading the little love nest come as something of a shock to the old bloke.:}

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 12:36
From the fat girl dating web site. Two for the price of one.

Slash? Comments?

http://analisious.blogg.se/images/2010/fat-girls-and-fries_77594113.jpg

Alloa Akbar
5th Feb 2013, 12:39
Thats a whole lotta love.. :eek:

SOPS
5th Feb 2013, 12:54
And I was just about to have dinner:eek:

angels
5th Feb 2013, 12:55
Oh dear....you could have warned me :(

sled dog
5th Feb 2013, 12:59
Back to post #1, "Vanessa" apears to have a large pussy on her right upper arm............ :yuk:

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 13:24
SOPS:

Sorry for ruining your dinner. I hope it wasn't McDonalds!!! :}

Lightning Mate
5th Feb 2013, 13:56
That last picture has even put me off me Scotch!

Still, whales are a protected species aren't they?

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 14:08
Wales/Orcas are indeed a protected species.

However, McDonalds whales are not.

For all those I've offended with the previous photo I present the following "mature" woman:

http://www.asiandatingzone.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sexy-mature-arab-women.jpg

RedhillPhil
5th Feb 2013, 14:09
From the fat girl dating web site. Two for the price of one.

Slash? Comments?

http://analisious.blogg.se/images/2010/fat-girls-and-fries_77594113.jpg

I want mothering not smothering.
..............................

goudie
5th Feb 2013, 14:20
Why don't I get any of these adverts? Discrimination against silly old gits is not allowed shirley?:(
Mind you, looking at some of the offerings, I should be bloody grateful!

radeng
5th Feb 2013, 14:56
RGB,

With those two, you would need a piece of chalk to mark where you had left off!

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 14:59
radeng:

I never would have started in the first place. Thus, no need for chalk. :ok:

toffeez
5th Feb 2013, 15:02
An internet ad suggested I try this young lady.

Apparently it's an offer reserved for the over 65s.

I get my money back if I survive 10 nights with her.

I declined.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1uhm86UY91rpo5dto1_500.jpg

Slasher
5th Feb 2013, 17:27
Slash? Comments?

Um....yeh.

.
.


http://serve.mysmiley.net/sick/sick0025.gif


RGB,

With those two, you would need a piece of chalk to mark where you had left off!

You would actually progress to the "left off" stage Radeng? http://serve.mysmiley.net/sick/sick0009.gif

Slasher
5th Feb 2013, 17:34
For all those I've offended with the previous photo I present the following "mature" woman:


As one of the offendees that was muuuuuch better rgb! :ok:

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 17:43
One more as a way of paying penance for the photo of the McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" fatties.

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2012/09/Olivia%20Munn%20Alexander%20Skarsgard/gallery_main/gallery_main-olivia-munn-alexander-skarsgard-01.jpg

500N
5th Feb 2013, 17:53
rgb

I was getting worried when I saw that McDonald's photo.

But you have redeemed yourself.

Keep 'em coming, that last one was a corker :ok:

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 18:00
A corker, 500N. You people down under certainly have words for things.

The "corker" is Olivia Munn. She was bestowed upon us men from god.

It is of my not so humble opinion that she is one of the most beautiful, and sexy, women who walks this earth. Giggle her name, click on images, and prepare for lift off!!!!!

I've even thought about giving up my first born for one week with her!!!!!

Slasher
5th Feb 2013, 18:01
That arab lady in your first post is more a boner than Olivia here mate...

500N
5th Feb 2013, 18:08
rgb

I just giggled here and wow, I see what you mean.

I now have a whole new set of TV shows and films
to source and watch :O


Slasher

Boner, now that is another good word use down under :ok:

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 18:12
We use the word 'boner' here in the States as well.

It's used to describe an......

epiphany.

That's it. An epiphany.

goudie
5th Feb 2013, 18:18
Attempting anything with those two large ladies would be a case of 'fart and give us a clue!

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 18:19
Those two fatties engaged in farting? OMG. :eek::eek::eek:

Would make the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius sound sick.

PS: The two fatties are not ladies. They are beasts. Hungry beasts at that. But they are in need of a man to help feed them.

So. Who's going to "man up" and embark on that task?

<Hint: The US Army's 1st Ranger Battalion wouldn't go near those two. Not even drunk. And not even with a Karl Gustav recoilless rifle.>

500N
5th Feb 2013, 18:26
Gees RGB, I was just typing and I saw your edit :O

You'd need more than a 84, more like a 155 :O


How about a Marine ?

Slasher
5th Feb 2013, 18:30
Just remember that big tits can be Nature's apology to certain mature women.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/388138447_fb8afda565.jpg

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 18:32
A Marine, 500N? I'm sure they'd be game with those two.
Because we know that to your average US Marine even a hole in the ground looks inviting.

N707ZS
5th Feb 2013, 18:33
Slasher me tea just came up!

This advert just appeared, anyone?

http://s0.2mdn.net/viewad/3797665/LookBest_Party_160x600.png (http://ad.doubleclick.net/click;h=v8/3d80/c/228/%2a/k;264182861;4-0;0;89929773;2321-160/600;52438156/52395134/1;;~sscs=%3fhttp://r.turn.com/r/tpclick/id/fbDyXsEghi3rBwEAIAQBAA/3c/http%3A%2F%2Fadclick.g.doubleclick.net%2Faclk%3Fsa%3Dl%26ai% 3DCnqS73l0RUfHkMoimigbqooG4BeiX-IkC-Kj8qkSE6saZGhABIABQgMfhxARgu4a9g9AKggEXY2EtcHViLTM0OTc2NjU2N TY5NjQ1MjOgAYz3ufQDyAEJ4AIAqAMBqgSHAU_QlA5ikb5E4zwlMSz1EqjY_ Rcdm_Wd8OeRcLv9yTes1cFiFaHEGWI6qyDK1dmhZiGlAsqB2G2-fNiPkIzoF7fb-uHZmGRTJqQfI_HIgHwwDveaguI1xXdZt9CRrp6ojPbRtYG3XDmt5Inu7NLlC 5TG__4DwPpnRIumQ0rTLbK3uofGdJ7EfuAEAYAG0qiV5KCjlZp_%26num%3D 1%26sig%3DAOD64_1tpehK-5xMmOjzGCNMkh6aedwhUA%26client%3Dca-pub-3497665656964523%26adurl%3D/url/http%3a%2f%2fvimeo.com/%3Ft%3Dpru%26utm_campaign%3DLookBest%26utm_medium%3Dcpm%26ut m_source%3Ddisplay)

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 18:34
Slasher:


What the hell is that? After all the nice pictures of my mom I just sent you via email and you post something like this?

WTF is wrong with you boy? :}:}:}

Back at you.

http://www.girlsgames4kids.com/pictures/Fat%20Women/Fat_Women_huge-fat-woman.jpg

And, no, it's not Tiny Tim.

Solid Rust Twotter
5th Feb 2013, 18:36
Bloody hell, Slash mate. Pass the eye bleach, will ya...:ooh:

4mastacker
5th Feb 2013, 18:37
Those two 'ladies' are pixie-like nymphs compared to what can be found in The ScaleyAlbereto Fat Munters Thread on Arrse. Be warned - before you view that thread, check that no children are in the room and do not view that thread if you are just about to eat a meal.

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 18:40
SRT:

Forget the eye bleach, man. After viewing Slasher's latest picture I just poked my eyes out.

500N
5th Feb 2013, 18:48
PPrune standards really have dropped.

racedo
5th Feb 2013, 18:58
I am become in favour of the Burga for certain women,

rgbrock1
5th Feb 2013, 19:04
That may be racedo.

But I'm more in favor of burning them at the stake.

Having said that, let's raise the standards back up then. For 500N's sake at a minimum.

Glass of champagne anyone?

http://static.ibnlive.in.com/pix/slideshow/05-2012/supermodel-bar-refaeli/bar-refaeli-maxim20.jpg

racedo
5th Feb 2013, 20:05
That may be racedo.

But I'm more in favor of burning them at the stake.

Yes but the CO2 that would be released would cause problems to the climate :rolleyes:
oh they would burn forever as well.

RedhillPhil
6th Feb 2013, 22:20
Slasher:


What the hell is that? After all the nice pictures of my mom I just sent you via email and you post something like this?

WTF is wrong with you boy? :}:}:}

Back at you.

http://www.girlsgames4kids.com/pictures/Fat%20Women/Fat_Women_huge-fat-woman.jpg

And, no, it's not Tiny Tim.

Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot. Yeeehaaaah!

11Fan
6th Feb 2013, 22:41
We use the word 'boner' here in the States as well.

When I was single, I used to call it "confidence."

Only because I kept trying to instill it in people.

Slasher
7th Feb 2013, 02:39
Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.


So what would you roll her with RhP? A flamin' bulldozer? :uhoh:


More importantly...um...what exactly would you aim at the wet spot? http://serve.mysmiley.net/scared/scared0015.gif

Cacophonix
7th Feb 2013, 02:44
Slash

Tell us about the whole mature dating thing..

As simple as a 737, go, mother *******, somewhere. ;)

Caco

Slasher
7th Feb 2013, 02:52
Glass of champagne anyone?

http://static.ibnlive.in.com/pix/slideshow/05-2012/supermodel-bar-refaeli/bar-refaeli-maxim20.jpg

That's an expquisite lady you have there rgb - and she looks like she's handling that
big bottle quite well. :)


But I prefer those cheap floozys who can take on two huge ones at the same time! :E

http://img.picqa.com/b/c9/f2/c9f2d3f8bcee17c8aed31ee47807e220.jpg

Cacophonix
7th Feb 2013, 03:03
I (heart) mature dating

Love is all about nipples and a good punch. :ok:

Caco

Cacophonix
7th Feb 2013, 03:05
What a fantastic Texan gal..,. :-)

TEXAS BURNING with Carolyn Wonderland: "I Live Alone With Someone" - YouTube

Caco

Lightning Mate
7th Feb 2013, 07:26
Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.

Slap thighs and ride in on the ripples!

racedo
7th Feb 2013, 20:44
More importantly...um...what exactly would you aim at the wet spot?

Airport fire tender

Persia
7th Feb 2013, 21:15
So glad all you old guys are such oil paintings! Not!!!!!;)

Persia
7th Feb 2013, 21:19
Viagra is your friend! :E

Slasher
9th Feb 2013, 01:02
Airport fire tender

I would've thought a flame thrower!

Persia
9th Feb 2013, 20:00
So long as you still manage to throw a flame in ...well....any direction.:E

GGR
9th Feb 2013, 20:54
Caco

thanks for sharing Ms Wonderland. Brilliant....

GGR