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LGW Vulture
19th Apr 2002, 13:45
From Ananova......

"American Airlines is facing a £7 million lawsuit after a 70-year-old Alzheimer's patient vanished while changing planes at Dallas-Fort Worth airport.

Margie Dabney has not been seen since she vanished in December. Her husband Joe blames the airline for gross negligence and incompetence in her disappearance.

The couple, from California, were heading from Indianapolis to Los Angeles when they stopped at the airport to change planes".

In their defence, I guess American could say....they forgot!!!


:D :D :D :D

RadarContact
19th Apr 2002, 15:00
What the hell was HE looking at when she disappeared...?

btmtdi
19th Apr 2002, 15:26
"Joe Dabney recently had undergone hip surgery and was being escorted to a restroom when his wife apparently wandered away. The airline contacted police over an hour later."

niknak
19th Apr 2002, 21:54
LGW Alziemers disease is not funny, nor is your post.
I can only imagine that the moderators haven't seen your crass remarks, but then again, maybe they have and want the world to know what a completely thoughtless pillock you are.
:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes:

BOEINGBOY1
19th Apr 2002, 22:36
nik nak,

If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined !!!

now where was I, oh yes,

nik nak

If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined !!!

niknak
19th Apr 2002, 23:01
Boeing....., find someone with Alzeimers disease, then come back to me.

Danish Pilot
20th Apr 2002, 21:02
Well, NIKNAK, how about this one:

Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab,
the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now
uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"

Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer
disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."

Mr Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the
middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't f*** her.

arcniz
22nd Apr 2002, 18:51
Better to spend our short lives laughing - rather than crying. Our existence offers ample justification for both.

Pass me another Danish....please.

Genghis the Engineer
23rd Apr 2002, 19:40
Who was it said.....

There's no subject one shouldn't make jokes about, but there's no subject one should make bad jokes about.

G

PPRuNe Pop
24th Apr 2002, 13:34
Not a subject for for levity wouldn't you say! Call me old fashioned but this thread gets locked as of now - just as a warning to anyone else who thinks that such choosing a terrible disease as a reason for fun is unacceptable. Get the message?



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