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Noah Zark.
30th Jan 2013, 00:21
According to 'Huff'.........


A Brazilian man has accused his wife of trying to kill him by putting poison in her vagina and inviting him to have oral sex with her.

The man - identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao de Jose Rio Preto - realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife's private parts, Portuguese news outlet tvi24 said.

Concerned, he took her to hospital, whereupon she confessed to the nefarious plan,

david1300
30th Jan 2013, 01:39
If Slash can't help you on this, nobody can :eek:

FLCH
30th Jan 2013, 02:11
Eatin's not cheatin........ Bill Clinton circa 1990's.

Slasher
30th Jan 2013, 02:38
..Yes Noah I've been bombarded with emails re the same all morning - sounds like something
from a spy movie porno. But first I've ever heard of it being done in a Western country. Dunno
if the smell was the poison itself or the ensuing vaginal cleanliness after the poison killed all
the resident bugs in her pouch!

I'll be interested what poison was used that could bump off her hubby yet keep her alive. It
might be liquid or perhaps solid (like those leaves they use in China).


http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/38/265049-1359487583.png

Just don't ever forget women can be evil! :bored:

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Another freaky incident I was emailed about was this (http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-25/were-breaking-up-drunk-guy-who-had-sex-with-a-snowman-and-got-frostbite/).

Apparently the snowman needed councelling....

Hydromet
30th Jan 2013, 03:17
The man - identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao de Jose Rio Preto - realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife's private partsIf he realised something was afoot, the strange odour was probably tinea.
Drunk Guy Who Had Sex With A Snowman And Got FrostbiteApparently he got the cold shoulder.

hellsbrink
30th Jan 2013, 04:23
Before we get all giggly about the man who got frostbite from Frosty, do take the "newspaper" in which said story was printed within into consideration as to it's truthfulness and accuracy.....


Last night Guillespie was said to be recovering with friends in nearby Darwen, though could not be contacted as Sunday Sport went to press.

Worrals in the wilds
30th Jan 2013, 04:35
..Yes Noah I've been bombarded with emails re the same all morning
Which says everything you need to know about Slasher. :}

It sounds really risky; you'd want to be sure the stuff didn't get absorbed through skin, tiny cuts or some other method. :uhoh:

Ten out of ten for novelty value though...

Takan Inchovit
30th Jan 2013, 05:14
Was her name Ivy? :hmm:

Tableview
30th Jan 2013, 06:01
Gives a new meaning to 'eats roots shoots and leaves.'

Alloa Akbar
30th Jan 2013, 07:18
Never trust a woman with a smelly foof.. :yuk:

27mm
30th Jan 2013, 10:31
Something's fishy here...:E

green granite
30th Jan 2013, 11:22
A red herring perhaps?

cockney steve
30th Jan 2013, 12:44
Eel find that a bloater his self- confidence.
no doubt it'll in-Vulva forensic investigation
Why was it so hard? was it to do with her being in Mufti ?

Sounds like he had some gnawing doubts about her.

screwballburling
30th Jan 2013, 14:34
It maybe time, some guys need to have a "taster" on the payroll. You know, like some of these tinpot dictators use in banana republic's.

Well you cant be too sure these days.

Ancient Observer
30th Jan 2013, 14:37
Many years ago I knew a young lady (an Opera singer) who used a strong perfume down near her private parts.

I'm still alive, so it wasn't poison.