Mac the Knife
13th Apr 2002, 11:59
Rant mode ON
Trainees have an old PC in their office
It +/- works but 1GB drive is stuffed to the gills.
Dept. has no money to buy another one
Mac has good Seagate 1gig HDD in spares box so says
OK fellers, you can have this one.
Seccy phones up IT Dept to put it in. IT says,
No we can't put it in because it didn't come from us
Don't try to do it yourselves or we'll shut you down!
Dazed Mac phones up IT head, What is problem?
- Drive not purchased by us so would invalidate warranty
What warranty? - The warranty that we give when we issue machines.
So it's your own warranty you would break? - Yes.
And you won't change that? - No.
So you won't put the drive in? - No.
And we can't put the drive in? - No.
So what can we do? - Buy a new drive from us.
But there is no money for that! - Sorry.
So my boys&girls are stuck with a useless PC? - Fraid so.
We have the solution, but aren't allowed to use it? - Correct.
Doesn't that seem a bit silly to you? - Maybe, but we have to follow the rules.
Rant mode OFF
[Mac goes home and re-reconsiders emigration.]
Trainees have an old PC in their office
It +/- works but 1GB drive is stuffed to the gills.
Dept. has no money to buy another one
Mac has good Seagate 1gig HDD in spares box so says
OK fellers, you can have this one.
Seccy phones up IT Dept to put it in. IT says,
No we can't put it in because it didn't come from us
Don't try to do it yourselves or we'll shut you down!
Dazed Mac phones up IT head, What is problem?
- Drive not purchased by us so would invalidate warranty
What warranty? - The warranty that we give when we issue machines.
So it's your own warranty you would break? - Yes.
And you won't change that? - No.
So you won't put the drive in? - No.
And we can't put the drive in? - No.
So what can we do? - Buy a new drive from us.
But there is no money for that! - Sorry.
So my boys&girls are stuck with a useless PC? - Fraid so.
We have the solution, but aren't allowed to use it? - Correct.
Doesn't that seem a bit silly to you? - Maybe, but we have to follow the rules.
Rant mode OFF
[Mac goes home and re-reconsiders emigration.]