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10th Apr 2002, 06:44
Someone asked for these the other day...

Airplanes vs. Women
Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes donít get mad if you Ďtouch and goí.
Airplanes donít object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes donít come with in-laws.
Airplanes donít care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes donít mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
Airplanes donít mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes donít comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes donít whine unless something is really wrong. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, a catastrophic event soon follows.

10th Apr 2002, 08:23
And best of all I have never seen an overweight airplane wearing bright pink bike pants and a cut off top with it belly button ring showing.:eek:

10th Apr 2002, 10:58
Oh I dunno,
I have seen some pretty bloody hideous sights on the beach. Nothing worse than a fat middle aged hairy guy in bright blue wet speedoes.
Put me right off it did. :eek:

10th Apr 2002, 13:42
So how about an airplanes vs. men reply then, redsnail? :D

10th Apr 2002, 16:40
Well, I have posted similar things many times before..... In 97,98, 99 etc etc....
Personally, I find the women v men thing a little tired. Seen most it all before.... and funnily enough, I don't hate men. After all, they built my Ducati. :D

Oh ok,
An aeroplane won't spend all night on the internet.
An aeroplane won't make you sleep in the wet spot.
You'll be the one trading the old aeroplane in for a new one.
You can get long haul or short haul or high performance or low maintenance or what ever you want.
You get to read the tech log BEFORE you get going. Nice to know what snags it's carrying.
You can change the amount of thrust produced.