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I. M. Esperto
9th Apr 2002, 17:44
:)
http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=940

Send Clowns
9th Apr 2002, 22:15
As any Terry Pratchett fans will tell you, that is not a monkey :( . It is clearly an Orangutan.

scran
9th Apr 2002, 22:31
A little off topic I know....but might get Bright and Breezy to bite!!!!


:D :D :p

Mission to Mars

There's a Space Shuttle mission to Mars with 2 monkeys and a woman on board. The headquarters in the US calls:

"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen."
He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.

A few moments later headquarters calls again: "Monkey number 2, monkey number 2
to the television screen." He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4,
to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again: "Woman, please woman approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says.....

"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."

briteandbreezy
10th Apr 2002, 00:55
hahahahahahahahaha...... I love it,.... veryyyyyy funny ;)



But hey..... hang onnnnnnn,.... who were those monkeys?

Were they not 'intelligent' enough to feed themselves?

Ohhhh dear, summat not quite right there!!!!! confused:





<<<Throws scran a banana>>> I'll make ya a deal!!! Shhhhh, don't be tellin' everybody about our trip to space.... an' I won't either!! ;) :p :D