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Don D Cake
5th Apr 2002, 10:35
A bin man is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers.

'Harro'

'Alright mate, where's your bin?' asks the bin man

'I bin on the toilet' replies the Japanese.

Realising the Japanese fellow has missunderstood, the binman says

'No mate, where's ya wheely bin?'

'OK, I wheely bin having a w*nk'

sprocket
5th Apr 2002, 11:12
I love the English language…:rolleyes:

Mrs Sprocket and I once stayed at a local resort as an anniversary treat. After checking in, we had a late lunch and during our meal she said,
“I think its ten to two …”
I immediately replied, “What? How can it be tender? I haven’t touched you yet”!!

Later on when we had returned to our room, she said …
“Do you like my new panties? They’re ‘Loveables’ ……
I immediately replied, “Lovers balls?? That’s why we’re here, get yer bloody knickers off!

henry crun
5th Apr 2002, 11:25
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?".

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.

So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE