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26th Jun 2012, 06:30
This week good things happened and bad things happened. All were uplifted by the sight of Lizzie handing over the loot to the Aussie owners of the magnificent little filly Black Caviar at Royal Ascot but alas Australia's own failed to be involved in the critical transport operation, which is a bit like things here in the coming and goings of those flying international cuisine moguls. The local dumping program of course continues unabated as now the Singaporeans throw really big bulk carriers into the Oz Asia arena not that Albo or his mates would have noticed as they were far too busy looking casual or some form of inner city stylishness with which to deal with the things calamitous in the maritime sphere. Mr Wu merely smiles at such things and marvels at the ways of the big noses.
The genuinely sad loss at sea of lives roughly the equivalent of a loaded fully loaded 737 did however need some explanation from somebody and who else but Albo as MC while the Girrard jetted on down to beach to the RIO DO NOTHING AGAIN Grand Conference. All seem to think the only way to get rid of the re-runs of the 'Tampa Show' and get something with a more Bollockswood zing to it on air and to stop this amateur carnage in this heart breaking and ongoing 'Refugee Survivor' series is to now adopt a good policy. Remember now that Surfer Wayne has all the really big stuff to play about with like elephants, smurfs and gnomes not to fail to mention the finest blind soothsayers available, so Albo has to have policies, a well known species of weasel. Some within the circus want to film 'Survivor' in Nauru others to do it in Malaysia, the Don Carr reckons all that is needed is for the International Criminal Court to apologise which again had everyone scratching their heads and thinking, WTF?. This of course is the second time within a week the Circus have taken it upon themselves to tell their honours in various sombre court room dramas, including we think Judge Judy, how to do a proper job and not mess with their lines. We think they have been watching way to much TV than is good for them.
Clearly as an aeronautical type will tell you, they are all looking in the wrong direction, it is clearly an air transport safety issue and clearly Albo's problem so he needs to bring out the CASA dancing donkeys, bring them into the business, hand them the royal weasel and let them go deal with it. In no time there would be no more fly by night operators with shonkey gear, no Ozzie businesses would be carrying these mysterious travellers without dangerous good declaration forms and any one with any sense in Oz would have found a foreign bulk carrier operator or shipping company to now do business with. Yep donkeys are the answer for people smugglers, rotten boats and other forms of feral weasels. All Indon operators would have to have an SMS, foot thick SOPS and of course an Oz Gilt edged certificate, which is guaranteed to eradicate all smugglers, faux air travellers and those lacking appropriate english skills. Now the results may not be as expected, as any good fruit grower will tell you, nothing grows in donkey droppings and weasels wont breed under those conditions so if you actually have a sheckel or two or perhaps a drachma, as all dear readers already know, you might as well take up mining or gas exploration than seek to commit aviation or people smuggling in that rented 747, which is precisely the reason Qantas Mining has now come into being and the smarties have foreign lovers. In late breaking news it seems the Fiji Airways is making in more in dividends for the Red Roo than International Division, which is fortuitous given that St Alan is not speaking to the other share holder the Banana in Pajamas. Speaking of droppings, the onslaught of rotten vegies and other freckling material to the first few shows and the promising lead in the new WA comedy series 'Hancock's Half Hour' left everyone confused, especially Mr Wu, nobody freckles him when he owns something or goes to the Chinese Opera. I am sure somebody will give Gina a well deserved 'Gruen' shortly.
Top marks of course still have go to the real aeronautical and maritime types engaged in finding these poor souls from 'Survivor' and doing other good work to help em out. Otherwise in Oz like the weeks before more punters joined the search for the new economy and we were all overjoyed to hear that Oz gnomes are the most profitable bean factory owners in the world which must mean that they are the most expensive baked beans on the planet and just as prone to cause uncontrolled flatulence with or without MSG. Thus it is all good! all you need is a black horse or a hole in the ground full of the mysterious Fe or C6 or best of all a job at the Circus.
Til next week, stay away from the pass the parcel game going on over at the EuroBus and backpacking to the former Ottoman luxury retreats is not recommended either.
The genuinely sad loss at sea of lives roughly the equivalent of a loaded fully loaded 737 did however need some explanation from somebody and who else but Albo as MC while the Girrard jetted on down to beach to the RIO DO NOTHING AGAIN Grand Conference. All seem to think the only way to get rid of the re-runs of the 'Tampa Show' and get something with a more Bollockswood zing to it on air and to stop this amateur carnage in this heart breaking and ongoing 'Refugee Survivor' series is to now adopt a good policy. Remember now that Surfer Wayne has all the really big stuff to play about with like elephants, smurfs and gnomes not to fail to mention the finest blind soothsayers available, so Albo has to have policies, a well known species of weasel. Some within the circus want to film 'Survivor' in Nauru others to do it in Malaysia, the Don Carr reckons all that is needed is for the International Criminal Court to apologise which again had everyone scratching their heads and thinking, WTF?. This of course is the second time within a week the Circus have taken it upon themselves to tell their honours in various sombre court room dramas, including we think Judge Judy, how to do a proper job and not mess with their lines. We think they have been watching way to much TV than is good for them.
Clearly as an aeronautical type will tell you, they are all looking in the wrong direction, it is clearly an air transport safety issue and clearly Albo's problem so he needs to bring out the CASA dancing donkeys, bring them into the business, hand them the royal weasel and let them go deal with it. In no time there would be no more fly by night operators with shonkey gear, no Ozzie businesses would be carrying these mysterious travellers without dangerous good declaration forms and any one with any sense in Oz would have found a foreign bulk carrier operator or shipping company to now do business with. Yep donkeys are the answer for people smugglers, rotten boats and other forms of feral weasels. All Indon operators would have to have an SMS, foot thick SOPS and of course an Oz Gilt edged certificate, which is guaranteed to eradicate all smugglers, faux air travellers and those lacking appropriate english skills. Now the results may not be as expected, as any good fruit grower will tell you, nothing grows in donkey droppings and weasels wont breed under those conditions so if you actually have a sheckel or two or perhaps a drachma, as all dear readers already know, you might as well take up mining or gas exploration than seek to commit aviation or people smuggling in that rented 747, which is precisely the reason Qantas Mining has now come into being and the smarties have foreign lovers. In late breaking news it seems the Fiji Airways is making in more in dividends for the Red Roo than International Division, which is fortuitous given that St Alan is not speaking to the other share holder the Banana in Pajamas. Speaking of droppings, the onslaught of rotten vegies and other freckling material to the first few shows and the promising lead in the new WA comedy series 'Hancock's Half Hour' left everyone confused, especially Mr Wu, nobody freckles him when he owns something or goes to the Chinese Opera. I am sure somebody will give Gina a well deserved 'Gruen' shortly.
Top marks of course still have go to the real aeronautical and maritime types engaged in finding these poor souls from 'Survivor' and doing other good work to help em out. Otherwise in Oz like the weeks before more punters joined the search for the new economy and we were all overjoyed to hear that Oz gnomes are the most profitable bean factory owners in the world which must mean that they are the most expensive baked beans on the planet and just as prone to cause uncontrolled flatulence with or without MSG. Thus it is all good! all you need is a black horse or a hole in the ground full of the mysterious Fe or C6 or best of all a job at the Circus.
Til next week, stay away from the pass the parcel game going on over at the EuroBus and backpacking to the former Ottoman luxury retreats is not recommended either.