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stevef
26th May 2012, 17:56
Man Cooks Own Genitalia and Serves to Guests (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html). :eek:
Apparently they tasted rubbery. Is that Japanese for lovely?

Hydromet
26th May 2012, 22:57
Mao Sugiyama, 22, who is asexual....
Well, he is now!

G-CPTN
26th May 2012, 22:59
Customers said it was the dog's bollox!

Fliegenmong
26th May 2012, 23:42
They do some weird sh!t don't they?? A lot of Japanese tourists around here wear matching his her outfits often with what appears to be the brand name 'Pearly Gates' written in English, always wondered if they knew where the pearly gates were?

FullOppositeRudder
27th May 2012, 02:16
Warning - May Contain NutsWhen I first saw the heading for this thread, I thought it was a warning / advice placard for the whole of PPRuNe. . :eek:

But I knew in an instant that it couldn't be right.

Anyway having discovered the reality, I don't think I can eat meat now for at least today, possibly for the rest of the week ....:suspect:

critter592
27th May 2012, 03:54
:yuk:

There's a "meat and two veg." joke in here somewhere...:}

Mostly Harmless
27th May 2012, 04:02
Must have been small portions.

Slasher
27th May 2012, 05:00
I'm blocking that article from the missus's desktop! http://serve.mysmiley.net/scared/scared0014.gif

If ever you read of a young buxom Thai woman advertising a
freshly marinated 7+7/8ths inch long sossie...garnished with
boiled testicles accompanied by a vedgie-filled scrote served
on the side...you'll know! :bored:

probes
27th May 2012, 05:14
at least it's not with mushrooms :yuk: (won't be, that is, should the case happen :E).

Adam Nams
27th May 2012, 06:40
A small button mushroom and half a pound of skin....

Buster Hyman
27th May 2012, 09:52
Credit where credit's due...it takes some balls to serve that dish!

419
27th May 2012, 10:10
They do some weird sh!t don't they?? A lot of Japanese tourists around here wear matching his her outfits often with what appears to be the brand name 'Pearly Gates' written in English, always wondered if they knew where the pearly gates were?

Just to show that it's not only the japanese who can screw up.

What's in a name? Death knell for retirement homes at Purley Gate | Society | The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2005/nov/12/longtermcare.uknews)

The complex now has a new name (Sunrise retirement) and all of the apartments have been sold.

heli-cal
27th May 2012, 13:29
In other news...


Naked Man Shot by Miami Police After Eating Other Man's Face

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Naked Man Shot by Miami Police After Eating Other Man's Face - Miami News - Riptide 2.0 (http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/naked_man_shot_by_miami_police.php)

hellsbrink
27th May 2012, 13:58
Unbelievable. Everyone knows that slow roasted thigh tastes better.

ehwatezedoing
27th May 2012, 14:10
Talk about swallowing :eek:

Man Cooks Own Genitalia and Serves to Guests (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html). :eek:
Apparently they tasted rubbery. Is that Japanese for lovely?

How someone can come up with an idea like this !?
That is just sick!
Sick for the one doing it, sick for those eating it :yuk::yuk::yuk:

G-CPTN
27th May 2012, 14:11
Hardly sustainable . . .

hellsbrink
27th May 2012, 14:22
Sick for the one doing it, sick for those eating it

I dunno, maybe some got over their homosexual fantasies at the event and realised that a guy eating :mad: is not as big a deal as some people make out.

The same goes for any woman who wondered if the above is true.






But that pot on the stove in the pictures for the event looks like water. We all know that boiling things can make them "limp", so did he accept that or did the pickling process make a difference to what people thought of him?

vulcanised
27th May 2012, 15:03
Everyone knows that slow roasted thigh tastes better.


I've seen that ! It said "Kebab Shop" above the window.

rugmuncher
27th May 2012, 17:02
...served with "Cream of sum-yung-guy"
:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

11Fan
27th May 2012, 17:09
I make it a point to avoid junk food.

Hobo
27th May 2012, 18:18
He won't be able to travel by rickshaw any more, and be dragged round town by the coolies...