Rest Home for Tired Name Badges

[Fay Deck]

The Sunnyview Rest Home for Tired Name Badges has been completed and has started receiving its first residents. Situated on the Yorkshire coast it is a place of tranquility for badges whose comic novelty has ebbed with advancing years.
Whilst young and fresh they are a source of joy for all. Unfortunately, as age wearies them they cut an ever more pathetic figure in bars throughout the forces. We have all been guilty of raising a weak titter in order to avoid offence to both the Badge and its owner.
Now at last there is a place they can retire to, without stigma, in order to await the inevitable.
Removing these elderly citizens to a place of rest should allow younger blood to flourish.
The roll call of the first intake of residents was indeed distinguished and included:
Hugh Jardon
Hertz van Rental
Isaac Hunt
Albert O'Balsam
Mike Hunt
Major Lee Gwancker(and variants thereof)

If you meet a Badge that would benefit from the company of kindred spirits, please direct them to Sunnyview via the nearest bin or ash tray, and record their passing on this thread.

Thank you.

[Thirteen-Twelve]

Fg Off Fugly - He also did some school PR thing and the kids wrote back to thank Fugly etc.

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I was a shiney Tiger - now I'm famous

[Ham Phisted]

Sir Vic Alsmear (SMO at Colt)
Jack (entire sqn)

[TimC]

Ivor Hardy

[Hertz Van Rental]

Soddit,
A change of handle will be in order then.

[Roc]

In my squadron we had a real Jerk, so we all got nametags made up with his name..Prior to some serious partying we'd put his nametags on and whenever anyone got in trouble it was his name sent to the commander....great fun!!!

[B9]

Many years ago at a stn somewhere in Norfolk, where you could join the 10-ton club, one of the blunties in handbrake house assumed a 'St John' (pronounced Sinjen) in front of his surname when he was promoted. Shortly after, at a cocktail party where nametags were worn he noticed that many of his fellow officers also seemed to have acquired a 'St John' prefix. He rushed over to complain to the Stn Cdr who turned to reveal a nametag which proclaimed 'Joe St John Giblert' (name scrambled to protect identity).

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[Mystic Greg]

Americans have sometimes been impressed to meet my Noble Friend Lord Seymour Belvoir.

(Edited for spelling)

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[goldcup]

What about everyone's favourite Scotsman, Duncan Macochinar?

[Bizzy]

Sad but true..

Had a colleague undergoing Observer training whose real name was C. King

[PlasticCabDriver]

Farewell then to the old crowd:

Justin Cyder-Belvoir
Ray Vinmad
and
Dan Winterland

but maybe Mike Ardigan-Fitzbaddley will live on for a while

[zak]

A couple from down South -

Hellmutt Bagg

Onya Backyabitch

[Sith Lord]

Lets not forget our Irish brother:

Pete O'Heta

[MOA]

Or our Spanish brother
Manuel Hung

[bad livin']

Saw "Robert Sole" once

[ShyTorque]

Walter Wall-Totty is due retirement as is Mark Thyme.

But don't upset Richard Head - he's real.

[AirfixPilot]

The porn stars Biff Malibu and Randy Stern

[kbf1]

Not forgetting our old mates Mike Revis.. or S Potter-Playne..

[Cattivo]

Those of you who endured flying training at Cranwell in the past ten years may remember the grd nav instructor Willy Clamp.

[Per Ardua Ad Asda]

There was a genuine 'Gordon Bennett' at my VIth form coll. Does he count?

I believe we also had a 'Joy Button' :)

Mate swears blind he went to school with Annette Kirton :) :)

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Through Difficulties to the Supermarket....

[cyclic]

Roland Pitch.....

[X-QUORK]

Hugh Janus
Hugh Jass
Stu Pidkent
Mike Hunt

And let's not forget one of the AAC's best...

Capt Arsegonecrazy !

[TqNrT4NgGreenlightCWP]

Rick Head actually had two badges made up, one for his co which said "I'm NOT Dick Head" and his which said "I AM Dick Head"

and my kid bruvva, while wearing the hackneyed old "Hugh Jorgen" while thrashing the mighty wessex around bandit country, swears there were Pongo Officers still calling him Hugh several months into their tour of duty...

[misterploppy]

GD(P) recruiting literature used to feature a Ben Dover at a briefing.

[EESDL]

Hey Kaitak..
say goodbye to -

Simon Clique
and
Colin Ective

[Pontius]

Please include my old name badge; I have no use for it any more:

Phil Attio

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You Ain't Seen Me - Right !!

[ORANGEWHIP]

TqNrT4Ngetc
Your brother was probably refering to a very well spoken young Army officer who dipped his toe in a very shallow gene pool, and I mean shallow. He fell for most of the names already mentioned. The light finally came on (no more than 2 watts mind) when he was introduced to JJ Clitlikker III.

[Banggearo]

Suppose I'll have to put Paul Mapantzoff to bed as well

[Russ T Starfish!]

I fear mine is also a handle to be banished :~( But please allow the undermentioned to become residents at Sunnyview - I'm sure they're all dying (HA!) to find a bedspace:

Neil Ubich
Phil McCavity
P. Da File
Juan Kerr
Mark Seebun (the AAC lads in Guters-banana will appreciate that one!)
Ack Tungspitfoyer
Ivor Le Bon
Fen Estron
Bun Neeboyla (Had a few of these myself - ooer!!)
Q Cumber
Pte Parts
. . . the list goes on - I'll save some!!

Could you also find a pit for our old Naval Exchange officer - known as the SNOG (Senior Naval Officer Germany). :)

[Talking Nav Bag]

Phil McCrackin
Ben Dover
Dinger Ling
Nosmos King

[bad livin']

Willy Clamp...is alive and well and still teaching ground school!! Oft was the day he would regale us with tales of how he had fantasised about, and i quote "shagging a bull up the nostril, while it's rough tongue licks your balls"

Life was never the same again

[Ittle B. Alright]

Wasn't there a chf instructor at Valley called Dick Phallus ????

[Small Cheese]

...leave an armchair in the day-room for our old mate Heywood Jablome

[Helical Spline]

Knew Dick Fallis many years ago .Phantom pilot on 29 Sqn .

[kbf1]

and a large one for my friend Ray Mefarsolah-Teedoh barman!

[Onya Backbitch]

Good job theres no " U " in my handle then!!
hows about
Niel N Tekkit
Pete o`Tube
Max Headroom

[blind pue]

In the late 70's a Scout pilot left Omagh on a dawn task to pick up General Walcarpet and his son Walter, It was after a late night in the mess and the penny didn't drop until he spoke to 3 BAS ops in BK.

[gravity victim]

My sister was at university with a girl called Ophelia Balls.

She married very young..

[A. Leron]

That old Jag/Nimrod/F3 or Navy mate in a happy hour of blokes..
MIKE OXGOOD :)
Female aircrew..
Sheila Blige http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif
and every sqns Lounge Lizard..
Eif Adder :rolleyes:

[mindstorm]

Phantom nav I once met

Lafyar Kokov

[Tonkenna]

Bad livin,

Indeed I remember those stories well, and it was nice to see he's still the same now. Thank god there are still a few characters left.

Tonks

[TqNrT4NgGreenlightCWP]

I suppose we should stop getting gullible minor airport announcers to tannoy for royal navy passenger "Seaman Staines" as well then?

[goldcup]

Who can forget my lovely ex-girlfriend: Gloria Stitz?

[jayteeto on tour]

I've got Colin Lingus, Jack Meyoff and Walter Walbelvoir

[Biggles Flies Undone]

Then there was Mr & Mrs Mental-Mascot and their son, Reggie....

[L J R]

Had a Denton Ucervicykz once, but everyone thought I was a Red.

Changed to Sidney Arbour, but the Yanks didn't figure that I was kidding. Even had a James Bond, [and drunk copious Martini at Flag]. I think I lost the tag in a game of craps.

[Dunhovrin]

Didn't the Dutch Heli Team have:

H P Koch
L P Koch
and Max Enarr?

Good thread. It's about time someone pointed out that 2 initials and a convoluted (sp??) surname do not make a joke.

Signed

Alan Toe-Cumulus

PS Ben Dover was real - apart from the Ben bit.

[1.3VStall]

No-one's yet mentioned Wappy Tupper - or did I just miss it?

[SET 18]

On a similar vein to other "unusual" names, I went to university with a bloke called Tam Paxton, and when I was driving up to Cranditz one morning the radio breakfast show had a competition to find the silliest name. It was won by some chap whose best friend was called Duane Pipe!!

[Small Cheese]

Colin Alcars, Colin Alcars...

[milligan]

unusual name badge? I'm Fred Knot.

[Helmut Visorcover]

It's my real name. Whats so funny?

[Bill O'Average]

Yeah, whats the joke?

[Justin Cyder-Belvoir]

PlasticCabDriver does this mean I can retire ? Pls send pension each month to Sunnyview. TVM

[BobaFett]

Ah, Willy Clamp. As he would say "Think of the pain, remember the name!" http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/owen/fett.gif

[Harry Peacock]

The Peacock brothers Harry & Larry
Pete O'Tube
Max Chat
Mark Dip
the old boss Waddoc Hunt
and all members of that old rock group
"Collecive Friction"

[Harry Peacock]

Croation pilot Sloberon Mydikyabich
Ben Doon and friend Phil McAvity
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
and the oriental aerobatics ace Phar Kanal

[Rattus]

And from the crew of Capt Pugwash's "Black Pig" in those heady days before the BBC succumbed to political correctness, will you please admit

Seaman Staines
Master Bates, and
Roger the Cabin Boy

[Nil nos tremefacit]

Either there is one German with a sense of humour or Uwe W*nk*r really was an exchange officer!

(Edited because the original surname was blanked out by the 'system')

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[Prehistoric Contraception]

I know Willie Clamp well enough to know that he signs his name with an ie and also that he would never use such indelicate language as ' shagging a bull up the nostril'. The misquote was from, 'Women are OK, little boys are very nice but you can't beat the real thing; the left nostril of a bullock on a cold and frosty morning with his rough tongue licking at your balls. Willie does not claim an origional on this it was a common joke in the 60s with punch lines to suit the current activity such as - you can't beat the real thing; straining against the rudder pedals, asymetric in a Canberra. As he approaches his bus pass and even longer tea breaks next month Willie also tels me that he will take with him into his retirement many fond memories of all the entertaining people who have made the past 46 years such fun.

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[bad livin']

I'm almost p**ssing myself too hard to type but please pass my apologies on for misquoting Mr Clamp, and wish him well in his more relaxing years.

[A D Mate]

At last, something worthy of my time and intellect!
Some of the Ipswich Dullards were known as the Belvoir brothers:
Justin Cider-Belvoir
Ben de Belvoir-over
and the German exchange officer whose real christian name was Amman:
Amman Cider-Belvoir
Had to retire one name badge very early though. I thought R Soles was a good handle till I got the badge which read:
56 (F) Sqn R Soles
maybe not to far from the truth but the boss didn't like it, even after I unpicked the last S.

you've got to hold on tight!

[high spirits]

The Russian SU-27 female - flying ace - cum prostitute:
"Nic-Arzofalot"
Must be a candidate!

[Thud_and_Blunder]

Via Spike Milligan, there was also the Russian nearly-an-ace Vladinear Shotitoff...

[milligan]

Write your own Thud!

The alphabet family are queueing for assimilation..

Abe E Seedy
Jake A Ellamen
Ella Menno
Kale Emmenopee

[meslag]

knew a russian lad called Yukan Fucov...

[Skycop]

Norma Snockers

I / she used to post on PPRuNe back in them early days of 1995. Got a few people going that she was real when she objected to sexist overtones on the flightdeck.

Oh to be only 39 again (no, not chest you sexist b*st*rds!)

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

For our journo and army colleagues there was Mr and Mrs Torial and their sons Eddie and Terry. :)

[Thud_and_Blunder]

I think that bloke who keeps muttering "you ain't seen me, right?" had a badge with Ian Cognito on it.

[Nozzles]

Never forget our old friends Buck Kinnear, Matt Lowe and Willy Hackett (who is a real person)

[Cacciatore]

Akrotiri schoolie in the bar one Friday afternoon - 'Is your name really Warwick?' 'No, it's a party badge, my surname's Hunt'. Schoolie looks puzzled and turns to mates in far corner of the bar. 'I don't get this', she says in a loud voice, 'This guy's called Warwick Hunt'. The blushes came soon after.

[STANDTO]

Does anyone remember Neil Down?

What about SMURF at cranditz. (Handle given to the longest serving officer on medical holding ie S(enior) M(eddical Holder) EU(ropean) F(orces)

[alleycat]

.....Lance Boyle - where are you?

[Grey Area]

Don't forget Don Givachitz

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

What about:
Matt St-Fringer
Billy Nomates
Charlie Verified
Roger Wilco
Roland DePart
Matt Scrosser
Hugh Anchor
Sir Kitt Heiht
Maj Lee Garsole
Stu Pidd

etc etc etc.. can they have a home too?

[The Nr Fairy]

Anyone know a Mike Hock ?

[Big_Mach]

No, but I know Mike Oxlong http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/cool.gif

[[email protected]]

You never know when a comedy name badge will drop you in the poo ..... a moustachioed puma pilot with a polish name was loitering near a tree wearing a 'Harry the Bastard' name badge and contemplating his navel.. he did not see the person who approached him saying "Ah, Harry the Bastard I have a job for you". He started his reply boldly "That's Mister Bastard to you sonny" ....looked up.. "Ahhhhhhh sorry... Colonel...."

[Roger D'Erassoff]

Couple of bar stewards I've met due to head your way soon......

Jack Eulation and Isaac Cumming :)

[oldpinger]

Used to be a band down in sunny kernow called 'Collective Friction' ,not bad either

[Gentleman Aviator]

Goodbye then to

Ray Jinardon &
Heywood Jablome

[Broken Wings]

WIWO Shinies we had a girlie nav who replaced her normal badge at parties with..

Joanna Goodhead

[pumasforever]

How about the 18 Sqn exec interviewed on Swiss TV with his Ray Tovklime badge on.

[I.P Stop]

Adios to " Ray Vinhom"

[I.P Stop]

Oh I also forgot to say a very quick goodbye to

R. Slicker
S Hatton ( who I beleive is a real person @ Watt.

[lurkposition]

There was this mad JP beefer at Cranditz in the early eighties that whenever the Commandant/CFI/Sqn Boss/anybody to impress etc etc was around , would wear:

D Stracktyd !

[wow400]

There's always :
Don Kedick

[Greek God]

Bye:
Yuri Leigh-Pitzmeioff
Norma Stitz
Titus Aduxas
Jack Schidt (Hi there you don't know Jack XXX)
Pierce Deresistance

[Fixedwingfaggott]

Herc crew during the 'Gulf' got a batch of 'Justin...' badges done, Loadie was 'Justin Trim', AirEng,'Justin Limits' and the young Co was obviously 'Justin Case'!

[Small Cheese]

and the world's longest name badge worn by the German exhange officer Jurgen Agetyer****inedkickedin

[Carrots de Chaud]

Goodbye to the Polish Exchange officer,

Gobsov Otjysm

[Seat Stick Interface]

Sorry, haven't got a good name badge, but this thread needs to be near the top. Precious little fun on some of these threads.
:) :) :) :)

[Martel]

that miserable git
Charlie Rinkler

[N Genfire]

Form his sticky situation:

Harold Ite

[Ed Winchester]

Wasn't he married to

Sue Purglew?

[Red Snow]

No, surely his missus was Eve O'Stick

[Flypro]

Thats right, she's Bo Stick's Irish cousin

[animo et fide]

Shaw Tarse is still alive and kicking on 18

[alleycat]

I feel sorry for Samantha Janus' brother, Hugh.....

[Seven of Nine]

Did you know - Ivan A Tincher?

[Batwing]

with sad regret announce retirement of good friend, 'Roland Pullfrew', after many years of sterling service.

[MadsDad]

For God's sake slow down. When I started reading this the thread was 3 pages. I'm now on 5/7.

Yours sincerley:-

R. Sole (who exists; I worked with him).
Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
etc.

[flipster]

Not forgetting the Icelandic Air Force exchange pilot
- Wapi Tupper.

One of my well-endowed female UAS studes 'Gloria Stitz'.:) :)

[Sloppy Link]

Real person during the Gulf worked in the CP with a surname Gander.

Henceforth to be known as "Proper"

[UAM]

One poor sod on our squadron got given one, dont think he ever knew what it meant

Ralph

Or Really Annoying Little F**K

[Surditas]

Some have been mentioned already, but let us never forget:

Craven Morehead
Peter File
Phillip McKrevas
Hugh Jorgen
Heywood Jablome

Great thread...

[short&shapeless]

Then there is always - FLUFFY

or who is the FAT LITTLE UGLY F***ER FROM YORKSHIRE

Keep 'em coming - Great Fun:D

[Surditas]

Oh, well, whilst we're on that, there was once FINCL (Pronounced "Finkel" and short for F***ing Idiot No C*** Likes)

On the pilots' course ahead of me there was a lonely individual called FONC (Friend Of No C***).
For a while there one of the other boys hung around with him, out of pity I imagine, and was subsequently known as FOF (Friend Of FONC). Pretty soon FOF realised why FONC was a FONC and became NAFOFA (Not A Friend Of FONC Anymore).

[helmet fire]

Some rather famous old "12th man" Aussie ones who used to play cricket for Pakistan:

Ibrok Mearmdad
Sleazie Winebarz (the early opener)
Edriv Fazcarz

And those American actors:

Rip Torn
Lorne Greene

:D

[JNo]

I went to Uni with a guy called Ewan Kerr what were his parents thinking??

[Sloppy Link]

I seem to recall a Richard Head in the RAF at Aldergrove in the mid nineties. I believe he is still serving. I wonder if his parents were friends with Mr&Mrs Kerr?

My Weapons Instructor as a spotty youth was a Rick O'Shea.

Goes to show that reality is as funny as fiction!

[CBA_caption]

Ray Ginhorn
Ewan Husarmy

[Count Terport]

No mention yet of those famous members of the Scottish Air Force:

Mac Stout
Neil Dounelass (Jewish cousin Ben Dounyabich already credited)
Tam Packs

I also seem to remember that the aforementioned Fg Off Fugly was not alone. Was there not UMITAF (Ugliest Man In The Airforce) and FRISP (F****** Repulsive and Ignorant Scottish Pilot)? Heard the names but cannot claim to have seen the namebadges.

[Megaton]

Or the rather tired winner of Stage 16 of the Tour de France: M Boogerd (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/2149377.stm).

[IRON CLOG]

Not forgetting my old friends:

Roger Herhard

and that upstanding member (of the club)

Dick Gozinya.

[keiysersaucy]

I dont believe I waded through eight pages of this to put my favourite Dick Gazinya, to find it has been done by the last entry. Still, there was a Herc co, Jenny Hymans, who used to have a name badge with "buster" on it. I went to school with a Duncan McSporran, who is now an artilery Officer (makes sense somehow) and there was a girl we knew then called Alison Mycock who we all wanted to grow up to be a nurse. I really should get out more.:rolleyes:

[JNo]

In my year at school we had a Matthew Nobbs, a Robert Dick and a Nicola Pratt.

[Radar Monkey]

Red Flag Red Air names

Ivana Nobachik
Ivan Einincha
Lykta Boffalot

[Iron City]

IN the American Actor category believe you need to move Lorne Greene to the Canadian Actors category. But why should that spoil the fun.

[Sloppy Link]

There were three young tech's posted to our unit in the mid eighties.....Messrs Boyes, Sex and Pussy. Predictable to a fault, the RSM always made sure they were on guard at the same time just to hear the Orderly Sergeant call out their names on roll call.

[flipster]

TERMINATE TERMINATE TERMINATE - visibilty obscured by tears of mirth!

Although not strictly 'name badges'.......

Knew a chap at school - surname of HARRY, whose rather sad parents had christened him TOM DICKEN!!!

Also, a mate of mine during training whose real name was ROGER ORGAN, and his dad, DICK.

Luckily, I'm sure Rog won't mind me sharing this with you. He is a top bloke and his whole family has the sense of humour gene in abundance (even his gran had a double-entendre 'handle' but I can't remember it). Anyone know of Rog's whereabouts please email me!

[Bob_Weight]

We had one of those popular aviators in a Squadron in Germany who was christened 'Thrush'...he was an irritating c@#t.:eek:

[Mahatmagoon]

I remember well how I got completely shredded at happy hour one Friday posing as 'Phil McGlass'

Also confused our American cousins at Red Flag when known as 'FQ' (It's a soft 'F')

Someone should count up the number of names on this thread an publish them somewhere!

[4PON4PIN]

Think it was in the '70's when one of the Herc Squadrons had a couple of Flight Commanders named Sinnit and Dunnit. The guys were eagerley awaiting the posting in of Sqn Ldr Backonthebus!

[kippermate]

From much earlier in the thread, Dick Fallis is still around as CFI on BUAS.

Met a Sikh years ago with the name badge 'Mustaffa Huanq'

Two brothers I went to school with (not stictly name badges I know) A. Ness and P. Ness. Nice parents.;)

[Count Terport]

From new Austin Powers movie. Female lead in film of Power's exploits:

Dixie Normous

Unfortunately, this was probably the best gag in the film. (Though the Shaguar car runs a close second). Probably best watched on det in Goose after a few ales.

[wub]

Ewan Whosearmy

[Chris Kebab]

Arheddis Varkenjaab
Aynayda Pizaqvick
Makollig Jezvahted

[Megaton]

CB,

Hope you've had the good fortune to hear the entire Gatwick tape?

[Chris Kebab]

Ham - yea, very very funny.

Is there a web site with it on?

[Arm out the window]

Costa Schitlode

Col DeBeer

Normie Armoff

Con Stipation

Andy Social

Gerry Atric

Colin Oscopy

Ray Venhomo

Lemmy C. Yatitz

Watty Said

....I just made those up, so maybe they shouldn't be retiring just yet!

One more:

Howard U. Farginow

[Per Ardua Ad Asda]

CK,

I have a word.doc copy if you so desire......

Regards,
PAAA

[moggie]

I went to school with "Olive Green" (no kidding).

I trained with "Mark Gash" and "Nicholas Hawes" - both genuine names.

We had an F3 guy at Leeming called Andy "sorby" Hynd, and Gereman exchange guy - real name "Uwe", nickname "Vax".

But best of all:

My friend Debbie Firkin from BZN (funny enough in it's own right sorry Debs!) married an Artillery Major called Mark Boyes. We tried to persuade her that she should hyphenate - "Debbie Firkin-Boyes" was too good to miss out on!

Older readers may also remember "Arthur Sixpence" and his friend "Arthur Crown". Don't forget the VC10 steward called "Roland Butter".

[Bright-Ling]

Stn Nav O =Dyno Soar (or Rudolph Hucker)
SEngO = Sir Kitt Breaker
JEngO = Pete O'tube
Crewman Leader = Max Rampwaite
Sqn Ops Off = Mr Slot
Chopped JEFTS student = Mick Stability (or Willie Everlearn

Oh...and OC Regt = Stan Eval

B-L


Oh - and a very non-PC one seen some years ago......Ray Cist

Take cover.........!

[Vectac Widger]

...worked recently with a guy from Canada called Lorne Klipper.

It is, it's twu...

[qwit]

After the fun he had at a recent RIAT, Mike Oxmells won't be retiring just yet. A big thank you to the girls in the Breitling hospitality chalet, particularly the one who claimed to be called Phyllis Fullercombe....

[Goldstar31]

I hear that old Flt Lt Ray Jinhorn is reached his 55 point...

:rolleyes:

[Flying_Padre]

Bumped into a couple of exchange pilots........

Flt Lt Sydney Harbour-Bridge

Sqn Ldr Mustapha Skifftasniff

"Bl**dy nice chaps........":D

[Cru Mannomore]

There was a guy in school called David O'Rea, I wonder why his parents moved to Wales as poor old Dai got ribbed mercilessly.

(Two of the teachers were listed in the phone book as P & B Quick)

After the "Black Friday" reading out of the names of those who had been chopped from the ITC at Finningley, one of whom was named Bates, an instructor was heard to mutter "Just as well really, he'd never have made Master"

[Busta]

I recall that Clive Crouch ( Vulcans circa 1979 ) christened his son 'Nicholas'.

Nothing matters very much, most things don't matter at all.

[Dan Winterland]

A mate of mine had to do a summary of evidence for a Courts Martial while on a holding posting. The guilty b@stard was accused of performing a lewd act in the NAAFI (He'd given his mate a blow job in front of everyone present while p!ssed).

The proceedings went very well up until the point the accused was marched in. His name; SAC Mycock!

A true story - honest!

[MadsDad]

I did once work with a very nice bloke called Hugh Watt.

Also, a golden oldie, mate phoned local pub asking for Mike Hunt. Barmaid got as far as shouting 'Anyone seen my...' before spotting him at the other end of the bar on his mobile, wetting himself. Close but no cigar.:D

[TqNrT4NgGreenlightCWP]

Always meant to take of photo of this one, but never did - shame. On the brass plaque outside a Psychiatrist in Hanover, the good Doktor rejoiced in the name of 'Lutz Boldt'. Proves that a german joke really is no laughing matter!

[FL001]

Musn't forget the taliban warrior:

Mustaffa Khunt

:D

[treadigraph]

Don Kiddik...

[Flash2001]

The soldering instructors at the RCAF School of Electronics were, at one time, Corporals Hoskins & Burns.

[blackadder]

What ever happened to Emma Roids. She/he, only posted once! :8

[kabz]

Or the Chinese air force pilot .... Weiping Wang

(that ones for real !!!) :D

[PPRuNe Pop]

I was playing golf with a friend a good few years ago, who has long drifted into the past. His name was Mike Hunt and his wife had just given birth to a son. Mike decided that he would call this little innocent Warwick!

Always wonder how the young Mr Hunt manages with the name - or if he changed it! Must have been hell making mistakes in view of one's friends!!! :eek:

[Dipole]

On one memorable detatchment, after several crates of Keo, we made nameplates out of anagrams of our names.

The one that sticks in my mind is.......

Ratprick Nosipad

[Zoom]

My organisation has just featured in a theatre brochure, and one of the directors is Mustafa Kamal.

[sarboy w****r]

I know of a Wg Cdr called Murkin

[Mud Clubber]

I once went to an airport and got the desk to put out a tannoy for one "Phillipa Mouth".

Lets not forget our newest war criminal, "Sloberdon Erorifiz"

:D :D :D

[witchdoctor]

Clear a bed please for Orson Kart.

Anyone know what happened to CFI Kerr from NUAS?

[What Limits]

What ever happened to Willie Farquhar-Stoat?

[SALAD DODGER]

I think he is working with Chris Peacock now.

[wub]

I once attended a trade exhibition where one of the exhibitors was the Wang Corporation of America. All of their staff had name badges with the Wang logo and their surnames on them.....very unfortunate for Mr King

[Skidaddlin Spid]

used to know an accommodating French filly by the name of Belfe D bazooka :}

Sorry....

[maxburner]

A USAF driver friend has a party patch in the name of Hyman Mangler. Its one of my favourites.

[mikegearsdown]

Ray Panpillage will be resurrected for my forthcoming deployment.

[SOMAT]

On the Recourse Sqn at DIOT years ago we had a (genuine) end-of-course prize called the `Sir Richard Head Memorial Prize` given, ostensibly, for the 'most valuable contribution to the course`; in keeping with the cruelty of Service humour however this prize was actually awarded to the member of the course who had proved to be the most intellectually challenged ; to my knowledge, none of the winners of the 'Dick Head' trophy ever fully realized just what a 'valuable contribution' they had really made; if they did they certainly weren't saying!! :D

[ShyTorque]

"Norma Snipples" used to stand to attention whenever someone opened the window. :D

[D-IFF_ident]

Anyone remember the chap from 105 and 108 BFT courses at Cranwell - used to wear the name "Mr Meanor"?

Goodbye, also, to Betty Swallox

[swampy_lynx_puke]

:cool: I'm not sure the owner is ready to retire it yet, but a 2 clip, NAAFI, gen' name is....

Capt Dick Twitchen RN

[TacTrucker]

From Gulf War 1, the legendary:

Mustafa Khunt

who was always closely followed by his mate:

Mustafa Bia

[blaireau]

Some years ago back at Leuchars there was a Nav known both as "Wedge", the simplest tool known to mankind, and also "Thrombo", a floating clot.

[blaireau]

..and not forgetting Mr and Mrs Ardtable and their son, Billy Ardtable with his Russian friend Inov the Red....

[Green Flash]

Anyone seen Mrs Jamptons husband, Hugh?

[attackattackattack]

Not a name badge but vote for him. (http://www.staffordshire.gov.uk/live/dynamic/cllr/CllrDetails.asp?CllrID=18)

Classic!