Les Jestes Anglaises?

[capt waffoo]

Messieurs, je regrette que je ne pas m'expliquer en francais, mais.....

In the pub tonight we realised that none of us knew any English/British jokes.

Without overstepping the mark (a British phrase if ever there was one) can anyone set the record straight?

Purely for humour guys, please! Let's keep this, well, not too OTT, and get a laugh without being locked out! OK?

[flyblue]

Fifteen people get stranded on an island, three Spanish, three Germans, three Greeks, three French and three British. There are 2 men and a woman for each nationality.. .After six months they are rescued, and what the rescuers find is that:

Fritz and Hans ave reached an agreement and share Gertrud, Fritz in the odd days Hans on the even,

The Greek have set an homosexual affair and the woman does the housework,

The French happily share a ménage à trois

One of the Spanish has killed the other and now lives vith Carmen

The British are waiting to be introduced to eachother

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[Manflex55]

Moi j'aime bien la fabuleuse parce qu'à chaque fois elle trouve un nouveau "smiley" à insérer avec ses réponses. Je les collectionne avec assiduité.

MF

[Coppelia]

Manflex, tu m'ôtes les mots de la bouche, je pensais exactement la même chose en lisant le post fe Fly, avant de lire le tien.. .. .A mon avis, elle a un logiciel spécial pour créer des smileys et nous en mettre plein la vue.. .. .C'est ça, avoir de la promotion <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[ATC Watcher]

The last British / French joke :. .Yesterday 15 Frenchmen met 15 English who thought they knew how to play Rugby..... .. .Sorry, below the belt, I know...My sincere condoleances....

[PorcoRosso]

You probably know this one, which is not a British/french joke, but an Irish/Brit one.. .It was told to me by an english student pilot in PPSC ..... .. .3 drunken english pals are trying to find their way toward the next pub. They are totally smashed because England won a rugby match against Ireland.. .. .They enter the "red Lion" and begin to drink more and more beers.. .Suddendly, one of the brits spot a guy who is drinking a Guinness at the other end of the bar.. .. ."guys, I think this man is an irish, it's time for a bit of provocation" he said.. ."I bet that I can have a fight with him in the next minute !". .The two other english supporters take the bet, and there he walks to the , supposedly , Irish man.. .. ."Hello -he says- are you Irish ?". .-'llo, Yes I am. ."Did you know that St Patrick was gay ? ". .- No I didn't know that, thank you telling me. .. .The Drunken english is, at first, surprised, and totally deceived.. .So he walks back towards his friends who are very happy with his defeat.. .. .more and more beers later .... .. .The second english says :. ." I know that I can make this Irish man very angry". .So he walks toward the Irish, and say :. .. ."Hello, did you know that St Patrick, used to wear women underwears, and enjoyed it ? ". .-Hello, no, I did not know that, thank you for this very informative point.. .. .Second deception ....the disappointed english walks back to his friends and decide to have more drinks.. .. .Then, the Third English man wants to have a go with the Irish guy; he says to his friends :. ." I know how to turn this Irish totally mad after us; we gonna have our fight".. .So he proceed to the man, still drinking his Guinness and he says :. .. ."Hello". .-Hello -says the Irish man. ."Did you know that St Patrick was ENGLISH !". .. .The Irish man replies. .. .-That's what your two friends explained me, but no, I didn't know that.. .. .--------------------------------------------------

[flyblue]

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