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cavortingcheetah
14th Oct 2011, 11:50
Nicely coordinated with the launch of another Apple monstrosity, the Siriphone, the Guardian, which never errs, ran this story. Good to see that the Scots maintain their usual standards and that Glasgow is still not the place to go communal peanut munching in pubs.

One in six mobile phones contain E coli | World news | The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/13/mobile-phones-uk-e-coli)

Apple - iPhone 4S - Ask Siri to help you get things done. (http://www.apple.com/iphone/features/siri.html)

It might be satisfying to buy one if a message could successfully be sent to Lucifer ordering a rush job on roasting up the gabble geek responsible for you having a conversation with your iPhone as well as the person who has just landed.

charliegolf
14th Oct 2011, 12:05
Why would someone poop on their mobile?:suspect:

CG

Quizling
14th Oct 2011, 12:11
Why would someone poop on their mobile?

........perhaps the faecal matter is of bovine origin..................:p

sitigeltfel
14th Oct 2011, 12:17
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRee6IVk6oV2UxqgIVEmVZynQQce8y-6BMBFu2FVb76FmVJ-0j6
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRee6IVk6oV2UxqgIVEmVZynQQce8y-6BMBFu2FVb76FmVJ-0j6)

Lon More
14th Oct 2011, 12:35
The subject of some APS available might explain a lot.:eek:

Solid Rust Twotter
14th Oct 2011, 13:01
Why would someone poop on their mobile?

Because they're a curse, an annoying and intrusive invasion of privacy.

Noah Zark.
14th Oct 2011, 14:26
It's because most people using them just talk a load of s***! :}

ExSp33db1rd
14th Oct 2011, 21:59
Why would someone poop on their mobile?

Because they're a curse, an annoying and intrusive invasion of privacy.

Thank you, I was just about to say ... 'cos that's the best thing to do with them.