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tinpis
23rd Sep 2011, 01:27
http://www.nelsonskydiveclub.org/wp-content/uploads/jsw_img_02151.jpg

11Fan
23rd Sep 2011, 02:02
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS !!!!!



From Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Checkboard
23rd Sep 2011, 02:16
"When you said "Can you feel my finger?" - I THOUGHT IT WAS A FINGER!""

Buster Hyman
23rd Sep 2011, 03:14
Duntroon...Where the memories last forever!

Howard Hughes
23rd Sep 2011, 03:25
I knew I should'nt have watched 'Point Break'!:eek:

Buster Hyman
23rd Sep 2011, 04:46
The instructor just confirmed that he'll have Helmet hair...

rh200
23rd Sep 2011, 05:07
The instructor to trainee,"Have you ever seen the movie deliverance, in freefall nobody can hear you scream"

Worrals in the wilds
23rd Sep 2011, 05:27
Bring out the gymp...

Slasher
23rd Sep 2011, 07:06
"Oh christ NOW the intructor tells me he's really a closet poof!" :uhoh:

Lon More
23rd Sep 2011, 08:48
now I know it wasn't a mistake when he asked if I'd seen "Bareback Mountin' "

Slasher
23rd Sep 2011, 09:59
"Oh gawd.... he's showing me how he's gonna toss me todger off on the way down!"

purplehelmet
23rd Sep 2011, 10:35
"keep your hands close to your chest mate,or your fingers will fall off. just like mine,see"

Arm out the window
23rd Sep 2011, 10:48
"And if I make this signal, it means both our chutes have failed and you should flap your arms really hard."

goudie
23rd Sep 2011, 11:12
''So, remind me again. How long have you been shagging my missus?

UniFoxOs
23rd Sep 2011, 11:42
"I thought it was strange to get a gift voucher for a jump with a prostitute for my birthday"

keyboard flier
23rd Sep 2011, 12:27
I'm not ringing her now, I'm a bit busy!

onetrack
23rd Sep 2011, 16:31
DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY, THAT JUMPED JUST BEFORE US??!!! :eek:

Richard Taylor
23rd Sep 2011, 20:51
"Can you fly this plane?"
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...& don't call me Shirley..."

ShyTorque
23rd Sep 2011, 21:45
Smithers wasn't unduly worried when told he might get a push in the behind. Until he saw both hands and realised he was still being pushed.....again and again.

PukinDog
24th Sep 2011, 04:11
"Sign up for our special introductory-jump deal at Brokeback Skydive Academy - where "hang loose" doesn't mean what you thought it meant."

Vinelander
24th Sep 2011, 04:45
Please Mr. Custer - I don't wanna go

Takan Inchovit
24th Sep 2011, 07:35
Everwy thime I lose a tandem jumpa, oi boits wun ov me fingas orf. :}:}

Buster Hyman
24th Sep 2011, 08:02
Oh...I see you've realised who's 'chute' I'm gonna be using today....

vulcanised
24th Sep 2011, 12:57
I know you always wanted to be a rear gunner, but.............

Takan Inchovit
24th Sep 2011, 21:33
Don't chute me, I'm only the piano player!

gingernut
24th Sep 2011, 22:49
thought being a butcher was risky

WingSlinger
25th Sep 2011, 02:25
Is that conveyor belt moving at the "exact" speed of the aircraft?