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12th Sep 2011, 15:42
She was only the electrician's daughter
But she let all the boys take her ohm.....

Any more, chaps ?

12th Sep 2011, 16:02
She was only the Fishmongers daughter, but she knew how to lay on the slab and Fillet

She was only the Politicians Daughter, but she knew how to fiddle her expenses

12th Sep 2011, 16:05
She was only the street cleaners daughter, but everyone knew she liked a shaft on her brush.

12th Sep 2011, 16:05
He was only the baker's son, but he liked his rolls with honey.

12th Sep 2011, 16:07
She was only the pilot's daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean.

(apols for aviation)

12th Sep 2011, 16:10
I know a girl who lives on a hill.
If she won't do it, her sister will.

No, eh?

12th Sep 2011, 16:19
For the geriatric fraternity:

She was only the WOPs daughter, but she didit because her dadadidit

Just a spotter
12th Sep 2011, 16:23
She was only the barman's daughter,
But she knew how to hold her licker.


12th Sep 2011, 16:27
she was only the undertakers daughter, but anyone "cadaver" and she knew how to treat a St!ff

12th Sep 2011, 16:32
She was only the pet shop owner's daughter

But she knew how to handle a cockatoo

12th Sep 2011, 16:34
She was only the Captain's daughter, but she knew what do with seamen.

She was only the distiller's daughter, but she could hold her liquor.

She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she was never short of a screw.

She was only the carpenter's daughter, and all the boys had nailed her.

12th Sep 2011, 17:07
She was only the morse code operators daughter but she da, didit, didit didit.

She was only the harbour masters daughter but, the green slime hung from her piles.

She was only the rowing masters daughter but, she stroked the cox of the crew.

She was only the butchers daughter but, her undercut was dripping.

She was only the parking meter attendants daughter but, she had her slot read once a month.

How many do you want?

12th Sep 2011, 17:11
Jimís Joke Repository - 59 “,She Was Only The...Ē Jokes (http://www.jimpoz.com/jokes/sheWasOnly.html)

12th Sep 2011, 17:14
she was only the undertakers daughter, but she loved lying under the sod.

12th Sep 2011, 17:23
She was only the pox-doctor's daughter but she went for the men that mattered.

Standard Noise
12th Sep 2011, 17:30
She was only a coal miner's daughter, but she loved to go down a big shaft.

Noah Zark.
12th Sep 2011, 17:45
She was only a welder's daughter, but she had acetylene legs!

12th Sep 2011, 17:46
She was only the chemist's daughter but she let Max Factor.

flying lid
12th Sep 2011, 18:02
She was only the colonels daughter, but she knew what regiment

She was only the sludge pump manufacturers daughter, but she knew what he sediment (said he meant)


12th Sep 2011, 18:05
She was only the helicopter pilot's daughter, but she loved to rotate around the drive shaft.

12th Sep 2011, 18:50
She was only the electrician's daughter but she never had any resistance

Little cloud
12th Sep 2011, 19:00
She was only the jam maker's daughter, but she knew not to stop 'until the plums are tender'

Neptunus Rex
12th Sep 2011, 19:06
She was only the tobacconist's daughter, but the best bit of shag in the shop!

12th Sep 2011, 22:26
She was only the treefellers daughter but she gave all the boys circular sores.

She was only the tree surgeons daughter but you could hear her ring bark for miles.

She was only the fishmongers daughter but
1. she knew how to handle cods.
2. she lay on the block and said fillet.

12th Sep 2011, 23:40
She was only the jockey's daughter but all the horsemen knew'er.

12th Sep 2011, 23:59
She was only the Mayor's daughter
But she let the Borough Surveyor

im from uranus
13th Sep 2011, 01:36
She was only the Oil Rig Driller's Daughter who had loads of money...

But she was easily Bored! :ugh: :E

13th Sep 2011, 01:43
She was only the Policeman's daughter but she'd let the Chief inspect her.

She was only the Policeman's daughter but she was always at the Policeman's Balls.

13th Sep 2011, 03:16
She was only the policeman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her constable.

Ascend Charlie
13th Sep 2011, 03:21
She was only a corporal's daughter, but now she's an officers' mess.

And another version of a previous one:
She was only a cavalryman's daughter, but all the horse manure.

13th Sep 2011, 03:56
She was only a Coalminer's daughter................you could tell by the slack in her pants.

Arm out the window
13th Sep 2011, 05:57
She was only the forester's daughter, but she loved having her country leaved.

13th Sep 2011, 08:47
rgbrock: Glad to see another ZZ Top fan in JB. :p

13th Sep 2011, 09:03
She was only an engineer's daughter but knew a good screw when she saw one

She was only a Xerox engineer's daughter but she knew how to reproduce

13th Sep 2011, 10:54
She was only the Port Admiral's Daughter but....her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

13th Sep 2011, 13:08
She was only the umpire's daughter, but could catch a full toss in her crease

13th Sep 2011, 16:21
She was only the opticians daughter, but she knew how to make a spectacle of herself... :)

Richard Taylor
13th Sep 2011, 20:47
She was only the Air Traffic Controller's daughter, but she always had a tight slot.

13th Sep 2011, 21:14
She was only a train driver's daughter, but she was always around for a shunt.

Lon More
13th Sep 2011, 21:19
She was only the Sergeant's daughter
But she knew how to handle his privates.

She was only the Pipie's daughter
But she knew how to blow his pipes

She was only a submariner's daughter
But she knew all about going down

13th Sep 2011, 23:13
She was only the train drivers daughter but always made them pull out on time.

She was only the dentists daughter but would always open wide.

14th Sep 2011, 07:10
She was only the dentist's daughter but she knew how to whip 'em out.

14th Sep 2011, 07:18
She was only a lighthouse keeper's daughter,
But she had great green slime around her piles!

rhythm method
14th Sep 2011, 08:57
She was only the coalminer's daughter but she had plenty of slack in her knickers.

She was only the roadlayers daughter, but she certainly liked her asphalt.

Russell Gulch
22nd Sep 2011, 14:18
She was only the greengrocer's daughter, but she taught Sir Geoffrey Howe.

22nd Sep 2011, 15:28
She was only the rock guitarist's daughter, but she was famous for her hot licks.

She was only the golf pro's daughter, but she kept her fringe well trimmed.

She was only the golf pro's daughter, but she played with extra stiff shafts.