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Cheerio
31st Aug 2011, 19:39
You have been flicked in the face with a lace hanky. The lace hanky flicker demands satisfaction. His second awaits. It now falls to you to choose your duelling weapon - But in this case it need not necessarily be a weapon.
However, you must reasonably expect to win against most any odds given the lace hanky flicker (who you don't know) will be similarly equipped. Chessboard? Tiddlywinks? Banjo? Sudoku? Go-kart track? GPMG? Any other? What is your choice?

Slasher
31st Aug 2011, 19:48
My whore against his.

Mine will kick his whore's nuts in.

McGoonagall
31st Aug 2011, 19:54
Moths.......

Ozzy
31st Aug 2011, 20:00
My Dad is bigger than your Dad, punk.

Ozzy

Firestorm
31st Aug 2011, 20:03
French cricket.

pigboat
31st Aug 2011, 20:05
Mine will kick his whore's nuts in.
You're assuming his is from Bangkok, Slash. ;)

11Fan
31st Aug 2011, 20:11
choose your duelling weapon

Why, Banjos of course.

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Checkboard
31st Aug 2011, 20:30
The deliverance kid was cheating - chosen by the producers for "his look", and with a professional banjo player sitting behind him, with his arms up the kid"s shirt!

I would choose SWORD.

Not many (apart from Bruce Dickenson) have studied that! :E

V2-OMG!
31st Aug 2011, 20:38
A chili cook off.

TURIN
31st Aug 2011, 21:04
Biscuit game? :O

Pugilistic Animus
31st Aug 2011, 21:17
a willy measurement contest:}

tony draper
31st Aug 2011, 21:23
Forty years back Eating, not many could have beat me at troughing or knife and fork play,
:rolleyes:

RedhillPhil
31st Aug 2011, 21:30
Pillowcases, the tradditional weapon of choice.

11Fan
31st Aug 2011, 21:42
PA,

a willy measurement contest

I'll use my tape measure...

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm107/APC11Fan/TapeMeasure.jpg

.....you use yours.

11Fan
31st Aug 2011, 21:47
Checkerboard,

The deliverance kid was cheating - chosen by the producers for "his look", and with a professional banjo player sitting behind him, with his arms up the kid"s shirt!

Better than playing Ned Beatty's part. :eek:

Pugilistic Animus
31st Aug 2011, 21:57
damnit! ok then a "reduced thrust takeoff, RTO after V1" last post contest with Ssg and his various reincarnations; but we maybe there forever:}

hellsbrink
1st Sep 2011, 03:56
A Guinness drink-off followed by a farting competition if it's a draw

Howard Hughes
1st Sep 2011, 04:14
Hairy clam shucking?:ok:

Caboclo
1st Sep 2011, 05:00
Gatling guns at 15 paces.

A Tramp Abroad--Chapter VIII. The Great French Duel (http://futureboy.us/twain/tramp/tramp08.html)

Slasher
1st Sep 2011, 06:49
The lace hanky flicker demands satisfaction. His second awaits.

You're assuming his is from Bangkok, Slash. ;)

Im assuming any male lacy hanky flicker has his own boyfriend.

Checkboard
1st Sep 2011, 07:30
There are still sword duelling clubs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_fencing) in Germany. Generally university fraternities, you armour up with a big leather apron, neck protection and eye goggles:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/319678311_e83293990c_o.jpg


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/400047721_94a42d00a5.jpg

It still happens today:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Menzura-Korporacja_Sarmatia_2004.jpg/379px-Menzura-Korporacja_Sarmatia_2004.jpg

You then waddle forward, your mates grab onto your legs (to stop you retreating) and you poke at each other with your Schläger, until blood is drawn (a cut on the forehead or cheek of at least one inch) or an "act of dishonour" occurs (flinching, retreating, running away).

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/408567533_6f42d7a44a.jpg

You can then rub sand into the wounds to ensure that you get a cool duelling scar to show off to all of the girls:

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/GERskorzeny.JPG
Otto Skorzeny

Solid Rust Twotter
1st Sep 2011, 07:32
Suicide Freckles.

Keef
1st Sep 2011, 09:14
As aviators, it has to be balloons and blunderbusses, doesn't it!

Solid Rust Twotter
1st Sep 2011, 09:19
While wearing pickelhaube...

criticalmass
1st Sep 2011, 15:33
Chey Tac 408 with a well-set up tactical 'scope and a ghillie-suit. :E

Lonewolf_50
1st Sep 2011, 15:45
Pistols at dawn.

sitigeltfel
1st Sep 2011, 15:55
You have been flicked in the face with a lace hanky. The lace hanky flicker demands satisfaction.

I doubt I would wish to provide the type of "satisfaction" that lacy hanky carriers would be happy with :ooh:

ShyTorque
1st Sep 2011, 17:31
You can then rub sand into the wounds to ensure that you get a cool duelling scar to show off to all of the girls:

Surely only the losers have scars?

None of this getting up at dawn for a fight lark for me. I'd prefer to just shoot the cheeky b***** there and then, and be done with it.

Lon More
1st Sep 2011, 17:35
My ex's lacy thong under his nose. Exit opponent fatally poisoned.

Um... lifting...
1st Sep 2011, 17:44
Surely only the losers have scars?

See 'Royal Flash' for an excellent description of the process and scars.

Lace hanky. Seems about like something this fellow might try... so parasols at 10 paces.

http://www.zorrolegend.com/zorrogayblade/bunny1.jpg

tony draper
1st Sep 2011, 18:12
Best movie sword duel ever,no ponsing about swinging on chandeliers or jumping on tables like big daft girls blouses,just hack and cut.:E
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JonB_The_Ace
2nd Sep 2011, 01:38
Supermarine Spitfire or Hawker Typhoon http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/puppy_dog_eyes.gif