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Loose rivets
30th Aug 2011, 23:10
Being dissolved.

BBC News - New body 'liquefaction' unit unveiled in Florida funeral home (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555)


Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system.

And you should see what they do with the solid waste.

Building blocks? Put me down for an organic condo.

n5296s
31st Aug 2011, 00:42
My reaction exactly. I think I'll go for the hole in the garden, myself, next to the hamster, though it'll take a bigger shoebox.

I remember reading once that if you stick your finger in boiling caustic soda, it will be reduced to the bone in less than a minute. (And no, I don't know how they tested this...)

ehwatezedoing
31st Aug 2011, 04:05
yeah, me too ewwwwwww...

Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system.

Do they expect the public to say nothing about it or what !?

hellsbrink
31st Aug 2011, 04:12
Yet, in other parts of the US, they drain a reservoir becauthe thomeone hath a pith

Buster Hyman
31st Aug 2011, 05:01
Just make sure you don't drink a toast at the wake.... :eek:

rh200
31st Aug 2011, 05:50
I think its a conspiracy to get us used to the idea, and then be on our way to Soylent Green;)

notmyC150v2
31st Aug 2011, 06:16
tsk. That is not too much information.

THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

From Sinead O'Connor

I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply... I've had reasonable complaints from lesbians that they have been excluded. This was terribly remiss of me and I would now like to make it clear that women will also be very much considered. As will Brians and Nigels.. Since there were complaints there too.

Checkboard
31st Aug 2011, 09:51
I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'.
One wonders at the quality of gentlemen she is usually speaking with! :ooh:

... I mean to ask is one thing. To repeatedly ask smacks of boorishness. :E

It's also amazing how she has changed her image!
The Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/30/sinead_n_941808.html)

The system works by submerging the body in a solution of water and potassium hydroxide salts, which is pressurised to 10 atmospheres and heated to 180C for between two-and-a-half and three hours.

Hmmm .. sounds like this recipe (http://www.food.com/recipe/corned-beef-and-cabbage-pressure-cooker-37408) for corned beef. ;)

rh200
31st Aug 2011, 13:37
Originally Posted by Sinead O'Connor
I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'.


Well thats better than the other scenario. Were the guy asks "can I use the tradesmens entrance":E. She then looks at you with that frightning quirky smile (read evil grin) and says, "yes dear as long as we can get a strap on and I do it to you first":eek:

G-CPTN
31st Aug 2011, 13:55
Will they recover the protein from the 'soup'?

Maybe they could cultivate shellfish therein?

OFSO
31st Aug 2011, 14:55
Nature has already taken care of it, dear boy. I recall several Dutch colleagues teling me they caught the biggest, fattest and tastiest eels out of canals which ran alongside cemetaries, in their homeland.

Loking at tourists down here, the Dutch are noticeably the tallest and healthiest so there must be something in it.

vulcanised
31st Aug 2011, 15:13
The porn sites seem to contain more 'anal action' than regular these days.
(so I was told)

Also something called Hentai (cartoon)

Buster Hyman
31st Aug 2011, 15:17
"Nothing compares.....









...to poo....."

(Someone had to...)

MagnusP
31st Aug 2011, 15:17
Given that Ms O'C appears to have morphed from someone pretty (even in her shave-head "Nothing Compares" video) into Roseanne, working from behind would be the preferred option. :yuk:

radeng
31st Aug 2011, 15:22
Rememebr 'On Ilkley Moor b'aht 'at'?

"Then we will be eatin thee, eatin thee.
On Ilkley Moor b'aht 'at"

OFSO
31st Aug 2011, 16:11
Now come on, chaps. M'tutor used to say (or it might have been Nanny) that no matter how audacious a lady's demands when looking for a frolic, a gentleman should always try to do his best to comply, no matter the nature of the specified orifice, and provide the required frisson.

And other than at one's Club, not to talk about it afterwards (unless that is one is approached by some low-down scurrillious journalist carrying wads of cash in brown envelopes and claiming to work for the 'Sun' or the 'Mail').

G-CPTN
31st Aug 2011, 16:18
brown envelopes
:yuk::yuk:

Firestorm
31st Aug 2011, 18:40
And this is going on in the same country (albeit a bit of the country almost diagonally from Florida, and quite a lot of miles I admit) that had a whole reservoir drained when one prat had a wee in it... I will never understand Our Cousins.

Ancient Observer
31st Aug 2011, 19:53
Understand the cousins?

What would be the motivation for that?

Firestorm
31st Aug 2011, 20:25
AO: fair point, and thanks for making it. I feel that i can relax again!

Loose rivets
31st Aug 2011, 22:54
Do they expect the public to say nothing about it or what !?

Bloke trying to sell me a Norfolk rectory in the 70s.

"There's a church and graveyard up on that hill, and our well is at the base. There's plenty of body in the water."

Mallan
1st Sep 2011, 07:40
I've donated my body to medical science. Free cremation at the end and the relatives get to keep the urn. albeit they may have to wait three years.

Checkboard
1st Sep 2011, 08:58
You understand that "donating your body to medical science" doesn't mean it will be used for research, it means it will be given to a group of medical students to chop up as part of their doctor training? ;)

My sister is a doctor. Oh the funny stories she would tell about throwing amputated penises about the room! :uhoh:

Slasher
1st Sep 2011, 12:25
My sister is a doctor. Oh the funny stories she would tell about throwing amputated penises about the room! :uhoh:

Sounds to me like they had some real cockfights!

MagnusP
1st Sep 2011, 12:32
Cadaver golf using a leg and head was alleged to be popular at a medical school not a million miles from here. :=

lasernigel
1st Sep 2011, 17:03
Thought Sinead O'Cnnor had found the "calling" and become a nun.:confused:

As will Brians and Nigels

Thanks Sinead don't tar us all with the same brush!
One will try to satisfy a women any way she wants, however the rear end is an "outy hole" not an "inny". But will not say no if asked, which presently is a pretty dry period to put it bluntly.:{

B Fraser
1st Sep 2011, 17:13
Seconded Nigel,

When it comes to S O'C, I would rather open the window and shag the night.

Cameronian
1st Sep 2011, 17:41
I think that I am right in saying, Lasernigel, that Sinead's opinion of nuns, based upon her own stated experiences when young, is unlikely to attract her to take up that particular calling.

Storminnorm
1st Sep 2011, 18:01
I think it odd that ones Penis gets tossed around when one is
past caring.

sea oxen
1st Sep 2011, 20:05
Checkboard
My sister is a doctor. Oh the funny stories she would tell about throwing amputated penises about the room!

I married someone like that once.

SO

axefurabz
1st Sep 2011, 22:38
B Fraser:When it comes to S O'C, I would rather open the window and shag the night. Marvellous! I really did LOL!

Noah Zark.
2nd Sep 2011, 01:18
Ah, yes! Grenade O'Connor, that explosive little Irish bird!

rh200
2nd Sep 2011, 05:27
One will try to satisfy a women any way she wants

Isn't that what we where put on this Earth for:E, or die trying.

Andu
2nd Sep 2011, 07:54
Maybe they could use both the liquid and solid waste to make this 'uniquely named' product?

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MagnusP
2nd Sep 2011, 09:19
She was, somewhat controversially, ordained as a priest in the 1990s. This may go some way to explaining her prediliction for buggery.