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Mr Optimistic
26th Aug 2011, 21:17
A drug dealer who broke both legs when he fell from a sixth floor window while fleeing from police in Luton has been jailed for seven and a half years.
******* had tried to climb from the window in Downs Road using the flex of a chainsaw wedged under the sofa.
It snapped and the 19-year-old fell, Luton Crown Court heard.
He was convicted by a jury of possession of cocaine and cannabis with intent, possession of a firearm, live rounds and the proceeds of dealing. However, no functioning brain was found.

Sallyann1234
26th Aug 2011, 22:07
Pity he landed on his legs instead of his head.
Would have saved us the cost of his board & lodging.

Lon More
26th Aug 2011, 22:08
However, no functioning brain was found.
Par for the course then. Cops should have taken him up to Marsh Farm to see if he could do better off the tops of the flats

Shack37
26th Aug 2011, 22:11
Pity he landed on his legs instead of his head.
Would have saved us the cost of his board & lodging.

If he'd landed on his head, no damage done and he could have run away..:ok:

Mr Optimistic
26th Aug 2011, 22:13
Chain saw must come in useful in a flat.

Here's another set of candidates (from FT)

'Thousands of British homeowners who were advised to out take foreign currency mortgages have been hit by the strong appreciation of the Swiss franc and now owe far more on their loans than they did a few years ago.'