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31st Jul 2011, 09:22
Here is one that has just popped in to the mail box! Complete with mail address at the bottom! I am sure some imaginative replies are potentially lurking out there somewhere.

From Sgt Victor Brown,

Good Day,
I found your contact particulars in an E-mail address guide that was provided to
us here, as I desperately needed an urgent help to do this deal. I am seeking
your kind assistance to move the sum of $12m {Twelve Million U.S Dollars only}
to you; as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until
I complete my service here.
A lot of money in various currencies were discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of saddams old palaces in Tikrit in Iraq during an operation Conquest in Fallujah north of Baghdad, and it was agreed by Staff Sgt. Kenneth Buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybodyabout it since both of us saw the money first. This is quite an illegal thing to do, but well tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risk we havetaken with our lives in this hell hole, of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last time.The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British Contact working here, at Southern Basra British fortified green zone, whose office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a British/American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Baghdad,and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the
package to his family in United States. I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to you, for you to pick it up, and I will
discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me, and I
believe that my money will be well secured in your hand because you have fear of God.I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assis and handle this transaction to the best of your ability to benefit both of us.
God Bless you and your family.
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Sgt. Victor Brown

31st Jul 2011, 15:45
Write back and tell him you don't even get out of bed in the morning for anything less than 60% of the total... plus expenses that involve personal jets, whores on demand, and 5-star Hotel rooms.
In addition, advise he has to send 40% up front to prove his bona fides. I'm sure he'll reply rapidly to your modest terms.

Worrals in the wilds
31st Jul 2011, 15:49
Not very original...ask him if he looks like George Clooney/Ice Cube. If he provides a valid pic give me a hoy...:}