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V2-OMG!
21st Jul 2011, 20:37
"I wish we could talk more, but I'm off to the bookstore. My special order is in - Tax Tips For Billionaires."

con-pilot
21st Jul 2011, 20:45
Damn it, why didn't I think of that when I was single. :p

tony draper
21st Jul 2011, 20:48
What's a chat up line?
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a194/Deaddogbay/caveman.jpg
:E

V2-OMG!
21st Jul 2011, 20:50
What's a chat up line?

I'm not sure exactly; ask Parapunter.

Cacophonix
21st Jul 2011, 20:54
Can't remember what I said but have to go now. Oh yes honey!

stuckgear
22nd Jul 2011, 08:03
Can i buy you a drink, i've just sold my company for $150m and would like to celebrate.

Mike X
22nd Jul 2011, 18:06
How come bad chat-up lines are more popular ?

Inevitabely, "What's your favourite pizza topping ?"

Slasher
22nd Jul 2011, 18:13
I just come straight to the point! :E


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Capetonian
22nd Jul 2011, 18:20
Some drastic 'pruning' seems to have somewhat diminished this thread.

Sorry, wrong thread!!

hellsbrink
22nd Jul 2011, 18:31
I just come straight to the point!

Great minds think alike, Slash, and it's something that suits both threads.....

V2-OMG!
22nd Jul 2011, 19:13
How come bad chat-up lines are more popular ?

Could it be that the Pprune males are so debonair, witty, intelligent, charming, stunningly handsome and fabulously wealthy that they have to resort to a repertoire of bad lines just to keep the bevy of drooling women at bay? We all know that is certainly the case with Slasher. :}

arcniz
22nd Jul 2011, 19:20
Could it be that the PPRuNe males are so debonair, witty, intelligent, charming, stunningly handsome and fabulously wealthy that they have to resort to a repertoire of bad lines just to keep the bevy of drooling women at bay?

Naah... that's what wives are for.

Slasher
23rd Jul 2011, 03:24
We all know that is certainly the case with Slasher. :}

No not the case with me OMG - I'm not fabulously wealthy! ;)

Rollingthunder
23rd Jul 2011, 04:02
What would you like for dinner?

What wine would you like?

Start attentive conversation.

Not opening lines, but good way to start evening

CathayBrat
23rd Jul 2011, 17:16
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform? Works every time. :E

con-pilot
23rd Jul 2011, 17:28
debonair, witty, intelligent, charming, stunningly handsome and fabulously wealthy

Wow, you just described me. So I tell you..........wait, wait a minute.


My wife just read what I wrote and has fallen down on the floor laughing hysterically. :(



I don't get no respect. :{

zab
23rd Jul 2011, 17:47
If I say you have a nice body will you hold it against me:E

Solid Rust Twotter
23rd Jul 2011, 17:59
Got lucky by asking a girl at a party to help me look for my Nobel Prize which I appeared to have misplaced. She saw the humour in it and we spent a while together.

OFSO
23rd Jul 2011, 18:46
Comparing scars left by interesting and difficult bits of surgery. Note: if she offers to show you where she had her prostate tumour removed, think carefully about any subsequent offers she may make. Er, that should be "she".

Capot
23rd Jul 2011, 18:49
There's the Australian approach....

"Brace yerself, Sheila.........."

Anthropologists will notice that in that short phrase Australians merge chat-up with foreplay so as to get back to the bar with minimum delay. This is a behaviour localised to the continent, or incontinent if you look at it that way.

monkeytennis
23rd Jul 2011, 22:20
Hi my name's [insert name]. Remember that, 'cos you'll be screaming it later. :)

galaxy flyer
24th Jul 2011, 03:54
"Care to see my granite countertops?" works fine. Two things will capture a woman-- a new Mercedes and granite counters. Except my Mrs- hates both. Good for the bank balance

GF

Fareastdriver
24th Jul 2011, 20:36
"Brace yerself, Sheila.........."

Not allowed any more ever since a woman prime minister. Been replaced by,

"Hey, you awake?"

racedo
24th Jul 2011, 22:01
Not allowed any more ever since a woman prime minister.

Is Gillard FEMALE !!!!!!!

SoundBarrier
24th Jul 2011, 22:13
Is Gillard FEMALE !!!!!!!

Prolly the same species as good ole Helen - NZ ye olde Prime Minister

http://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/04/17/clarke.newzealand/story.helen.clark.cnn.jpg

Mike X
24th Jul 2011, 22:15
Ain't that the mould for gorilla biscuits ?

Firestorm
24th Jul 2011, 23:28
That uniform looks great on you: it would look better on my bedroom floor.

wingunder
24th Jul 2011, 23:51
I will shag you so many different ways....you are bound to like one of them ! :p

Lancair70
24th Jul 2011, 23:57
Man: Can I buy you a drink ?
Girl: Sure, why not?
Man: Hey you know, you remind me of my little toe !
Girl: "giggles" is that because Im small and cute ?
Man: No, its because Ill probably bang you on my coffee table later tonight !

Pitts2112
25th Jul 2011, 00:41
"Gee, I've never been in a Mini before.", said to a Mini-owning delight.

Worked once, that I can assure you. So far, 100% success rate with that one.

And I got a real education into the things you can get up to in a Mini.

Rollingthunder
25th Jul 2011, 00:45
Slight drift...BBC once had Mini Driver on tower bridge interviewing mini drivers

Contact Approach
25th Jul 2011, 00:45
Fancy a f**k...?
Work's a treat in Newcastle.

Howard Hughes
25th Jul 2011, 02:43
Me: Do you have any Welsh in you?
Her: No...
Me: Do you want some?

Ixixly
25th Jul 2011, 03:37
"Can I buy you a drink? I promise it'll make me look better..."

hei yu
25th Jul 2011, 04:59
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk in again?"