Helicopter Maintenance Name??

[valve guide]

Hi Guys and Gals, a friend of mine is opening a new helicopter maintenance operation and was asking me if I had any ideas on a catchy name. Over to you, I'm sure I can get a bottle of malt out of him if he uses any of the suggestions.

Thanks in anticipation!!

PS The Malt going to the person who supplies the name...not me that is :)

[Non-PC Plod]

Viagra maintenance - We keep it up there!

[Pandalet]

Spinning firestarters - we keep you turning and burning!

[Tarman]

The Mortgage Advice Centre

Tarman

[GasBag]

Rotorwrench

[206 jock]

If your mate changed his name accordingly by deed poll, he could call his new company 'Ben Dover Helicopter Maintenance'.

Most owners would probably raise a wry smile - we all know that's what happens everywhere anyway.

[Bertie Thruster]

Ben Dover .........................Bent Hover Maintenance

[Mac the Knife]

Flingwing Services

:ok:

[HelipadR22]

Happy to wrack my brains to win a bottle of malt :)

Is he brand specific?

"The Governor"

I'll keep thinking :)

[forget]

"The Governor" :uhoh:

There may be some long(ish) memories here.

Edit. Disregard. There was a poster some years ago with the same handle. Still doing time I believe.

[wright123]

Spanners and hammers :E

[Whirlygig]

G, Suss-Knutt Engineering.

Cheers

Whirls

[HelipadR22]

There may be some long(ish) memories here

OK, I only joined the Helicopter world this year, what am I missing?

[N707ZS]

What about "Whirls". Nice and simple.

I only like pure malts.

[Whirlygig]

Oi, who are you calling "nice and simple"? :} That'll be Hendrick's Gin then please. :ok:

Cheers

Whirls

[ShyTorque]

"'Copter Doctor"

Or, if there are female employees:

"Nutts-Titan Engineering"

"Talk Wench Engineering".

(Yes, very chauvinistic I know, but only meant in gentle fun :p ).

[Rigga]

Blades Runner

[krypton_john]

loseyourshirt.com

[technoprat]

"You bend 'em, We mend 'em"

[minigundiplomat]

Sycamore Maintenance

Hovver Bovver

Fixedchoppers4u

Rotorvation

The Chopper Shop

Disc Tilt Aviation Services

Nr Maintenance

Big Green Arrow Overhaul and Maintenance

patchedupchopper.com

chopperdoc

Airfix

Cyclic Engineering

Benoulli & Sons Engineering

Any Islay would be good, but Bowmore is a particular favourite.

[derab]

Spinner Spanner

[The Tox]

Ad Lib Engineering - We make it up as we go.........:ok:

[valve guide]

These are good keep em coming.:D

[bvgs]

"keep on turning"

[Sanus]

"We always screw it up"

[PEASACAKE]

You Want It When

[Dantruck]

"Collective Care" :D

"Return to Bender" ...as in, the person who broke it...but if you have to explain things it probably ain't working :rolleyes:

"Airfix" ...or has that been used already? :sad:

[Heli-Ice]

The Grease Pit

Windup Maintenance

Heli Hogs

Bend and Mend Maintenance

[handbag]

Now where's that wrench

[EESDL]

Bodgit n Scarper

Alan Mann Engineering............(is it available yet?)

Dick Tur Pin

[Practice Auto 3,2,1]

You F**k 'em, we fix 'em engineering.

[KNIEVEL77]

The Helicopter Maintenance Company (UK)...........sorry!!!!!

[Tickle]

I especially like Dantruck's suggestion of "Collective Care".

How about:

RotorNuts Maintenance

All-Dimension Helicopter Maintenance

We Love Helicopters

Chopper Fixers

Bladeslappers Maintenance

In The Curve Maintenance

[The Nr Fairy]

SIB Helicopter Maintenance and Engineering

SIB = Sharp Intake of Breath - you know, what the engineer does when he sees an aircraft which needs a bit of work doing.

[ReverseFlight]

Chop-chop !

[B.U.D.G.I.E]

crash bang wallet :ok:

[B.U.D.G.I.E]

I.F Helicopter Maintenance ( I.F = i'ts Fu*kd):ok:

[John R81]

Bentelli Ltd

Brokelli Ltd

WAP Ltd (Aviation Division) (short for wing & prayer)

Gaffer Tape Services Ltd

Touchwood Aviation Ltd

Houghmuch! Aviation Services

ITL Cosia Ltd




I'll get my coat.......

[helisdw]

How about...

"Vivaldi Helicopters - if it's 'Baroque', we'll fix it"

or

"Total Helicopter Maintenance - helicopters are our middle name"

Well, you've got to try when there is some Malt up for grabs!

Simon

[John R81]

Rotor maintenance - guaranteed for the life of the pilot

[chopper2004]

How about

Fixmychopper.com :)

Lubricatemychopper Ltd :O

Strokemychopper Pty :E

Tightenmynuts Helicopter Maintenance Ltd :}

Putaspannerintheworks Ltd :\

[500e]

Big Bills helicopter Services:{

[Ag-Rotor]

"You F#%K It ... We Fix It " YFI-WFI Maintenance Services

[valve guide]

Chopper 2004 hmmmm think there's some tracking and balancing required done as you seem to be on a single track:\