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david parry
29th Oct 2010, 11:16
French Pilots/Chockheads to show are old and bold Wafus " Hands to Flying Stations" :ugh: French fighter jets could land on British carriers - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/8093330/French-fighter-jets-could-land-on-British-carriers.html)
Pontius Navigator
29th Oct 2010, 12:09
We will need an active campaign to get les frogs to contribute to pprune.
Sorry, I meant our exhalted allies.
Read a classificed report by an RN EO to the Jean d'Arc where he commented on the capacity and the quality of her cellar.
We shall need to incorporate a major modifications to the QEs as they will need a much enlarged cellar to meet the French expectation of wine at lunch as well as at dinner.
mystic_meg
29th Oct 2010, 12:15
Is it too late to change the spec. from fitting catapults to longbows? :E
althenick
29th Oct 2010, 13:13
So the options are -
(1) RAF Manned fast jets - The Crabs walking around manking about sea time and "hotel Facilities" to anyone who'll listen, and in the case of Aircrew - have a tendency towards arrogance
or
(2) French Aeronavale - Cant speak a word of English, Hate brit scran, stink of garlic, and have a tendency towards arrogance.
... It's a tough call :E
Wrathmonk
29th Oct 2010, 14:39
or option 3 ..... scrap the carriers.
Maybe not such a tough call ......
Pontius Navigator
29th Oct 2010, 14:52
(2) French Aeronavale - Cant speak a word of English, Hate brit scran, stink of garlic, and have a tendency towards arrogance.
OK, FAF not FN, but they were charming when they made a week long visit to a secret mushroom farm in Lincolnshire. The only off-putting thing was the greeting every morning.
They shook hands with everyone every day.
No kissing, mind you the copilot was worth kissing :)