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RJM
16th Aug 2010, 19:42
While the rest of Australia is concerned with national elections, things haven't been quiet in the Northern Territory of the country either.

Here's a selection of recent headlines from the Northern Territory News:

Croc bait
Amazing pics of people risking their lives in crocodile-infested waters around the Northern Territory.

Darwin socials
See who's been out and about in Darwin and what they've been up to.

Hello Sailor
The American carrier USS Peleliu and her crew visit Darwin.

Monster fish slaps, nibbles swimmers
A monster fish has been terrorising swimmers at a popular Darwin city beach.

'Stop creating drunks'
THE closing time for Darwin's pubs and clubs should be brought forward two hours to 2am, a Darwin councillor said yesterday.

Territory UFOs
UFO sightings are a frequent occurrence across the Territory.

Wildlife snackshots
Territory creatures will eat anything when they're hungry.

Man bashed by prawn
A man was slammed in the face with a block of prawns when he caught an intruder going through his fridge.

Territory streakers
Streaking and general nakedness are Territory institutions.

Cops believed dingo story for 16 hours
"IS SHE NUTS?"

Bush tucker for Darwin seniors
This is a barbecue Territory style - charcoal wallabies, roasted whistle ducks and a whole croc thrown directly on to smouldering coals.

tony draper
16th Aug 2010, 20:35
Change Crocodile to Badger, and that could be any local rag up here.:rolleyes:

AA SLF
16th Aug 2010, 20:46
I have read in here that Beaver are a favorite, at least darn sarf - bald that is . . . . :E

forget
16th Aug 2010, 20:49
The RAF took me to Darwin six times in the 60s; remember it well, pleased to see that nothing's changed. :ok:

tinpis
16th Aug 2010, 20:55
Apparently there is a shortage of GILF's :E

Sexy granny drought | Northern Territory News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au (http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/08/17/172551_ntnews.html)

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2010/08/16/SEXGRANNY_SIDE_IMAGE_300PX_M7598509_53729.JPG

Oi! How about them kecks Mr D? :ooh:

RJM
16th Aug 2010, 21:04
Morning Tinny. It seems nothing does change up there...

Takan Inchovit
16th Aug 2010, 21:14
Was wondering where my mum was. :uhoh:

RJM
16th Aug 2010, 21:15
She's pinched your jocks as well.

tinpis
16th Aug 2010, 21:26
http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/sweatyhead.gif Cor.....it ain't 'arf 'ot mum