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phnuff
10th Aug 2010, 11:39
Remember the Russian Paracending donkey which was saved by the Sun

Mayhem at Sun donkey's TV bow | The Sun |News (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3082161/Mayhem-at-Sun-donkeys-TV-bow.html)

It appears they may been sold the wrong one !! The Sun: flogging a live donkey | Media | guardian.co.uk (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2010/jul/23/the-sun-parasailing-donkey)

Evening Star
10th Aug 2010, 11:42
According to the Russian news channels last week they certainly did. Lots of Russians laughing at the stupidity of the British (tabloids???!!).

RatherBeFlying
10th Aug 2010, 13:44
Well, they should have asked for certification of the donkey's logbook:}

Wod
11th Aug 2010, 01:46
"Drop the dead donkey" material, essentially. The story is everything - don't ruin it with the facts.


Ahh! Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

parabellum
11th Aug 2010, 10:40
The first report of this event on TV, here in Australia, the day it is supposed to have happened, said that shortly after the donkey landed it was found to be injured, 'disturbed' and so it was shot.

Saintsman
11th Aug 2010, 11:43
shortly after the donkey landed it was found to be injured

Ah, a wonkey donkey.

Probably had bad eyesight too......

MagnusP
11th Aug 2010, 13:30
It was also found to be an albino. A honky wonkey donkey.

G-CPTN
11th Aug 2010, 13:34
Probably had bad eyesight too......
A winkey wonkey honky donkey?

MagnusP
11th Aug 2010, 14:04
It was also undersized, which makes it a tiddly winkey wonkey honky donkey.

Edit: I forgot about the urinary incontinence.

A widdly tiddly winkey wonkey honky donkey.

phnuff
11th Aug 2010, 16:36
The first report of this event on TV, here in Australia, the day it is supposed to have happened, said that shortly after the donkey landed it was found to be injured, 'disturbed' and so it was shot.

What a waste. There are some parts of the world which would have turned it into a festival and jumped up and down on it until it died

Richard Taylor
11th Aug 2010, 18:39
What a shame - people loved that donkey & often gave it hugs. Which made it a:

Cuddly widdly tiddly winkey wonkey honky donkey...:}

11Fan
11th Aug 2010, 18:48
And he also liked to "sing the blues" which made him a....

Cuddly widdly tiddly winkey wonkey funky honky donkey

Tankertrashnav
11th Aug 2010, 21:47
Then after a week or two being fed by The Sun he put a lot of weight on and became a Cuddly widdly tiddly winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey

MagnusP
12th Aug 2010, 07:47
I understand he may be moving to a sanctuary near Birmingham, West Midlands.

Yes, he's the Dudley cuddly widdly tiddly winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey.

Saintsman
12th Aug 2010, 13:13
Did I hear he was a dwarf donkey?

The Dudley cuddly widdly tiddly dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey.

MagnusP
12th Aug 2010, 13:28
He hadn't been bathed for years.

The Dudley cuddly widdly tiddly stinky dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey.

11Fan
12th Aug 2010, 16:45
And after he landed, he want a little crazy so he was a....

Wacky dudley cuddly widdly tiddly stinky dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey.


Side note (please carry on) but

There are some parts of the world which would have turned it into a festival and jumped up and down on it until it died

....then they could have made wacky dudley cuddly widdly tiddly stinky dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey jerky.

Richard Taylor
12th Aug 2010, 18:41
Just reading that the donkey had to endure this paracending every weekend; a:

weekly wacky dudley cuddly widdly tiddly stinky dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky jerky donkey.

Tankertrashnav
12th Aug 2010, 22:01
You never heard of "cut and paste" Richard?

;)

Richard Taylor
13th Aug 2010, 05:58
I know! I forgot!! Wot an Ass...:O

criticalmass
13th Aug 2010, 06:14
If the Sun really bought the wrong donkey, which was then turned into donkey jerky, then in Australia we would call it a:-

shonky wacky dudley cuddly widdly tiddly stinky dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey jerky. ;)

MagnusP
13th Aug 2010, 08:10
There had been an attempt to teach it to play stringed instruments which would have led to a (deep breath):

Plinky plonky shonky wacky dudley cuddly widdly tiddly stinky dinky winkey wonkey chunky funky honky donkey jerky.