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RJM
4th Aug 2010, 11:01
I'm a son, I love my mother
Love my brother like a brother
But for me there is another
Funny how things come to pass
I must make now my confession
It has grown into obsession
Even if it were clad in hessian
I'd still love Kylie's arse

Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
I'm in love with Kylie's arse
He's in love with Kylie's arse

tony draper
4th Aug 2010, 11:03
ere who exactly is this Kylie bloke?:uhoh::rolleyes:

DX Wombat
4th Aug 2010, 11:04
Caterwauling Ozmidget Mr D.

Tankertrashnav
4th Aug 2010, 11:42
Dont be silly Drapes, it has to be female. Surely you knew all the blokes are called Bruce?

YouTube - Monty Python - Bruce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA)

Davaar
4th Aug 2010, 13:31
Aren't all the women called "Sheila"? What a wonderful new world it must be; never, alas!, to be seen because of the spiders.

pigboat
4th Aug 2010, 15:12
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
I'm in love with Kylie's arse
He's in love with Kylie's arse

A laudable sentiment! :ok:

ere who exactly is this Kylie bloke...
Here ya go Mr. D.
(Sorry, embedding has been disabled.)

All The Lovers/Kylie Minogue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR06xs-Iqkk)

ThreadBaron
4th Aug 2010, 15:28
Sorry, embedding has been disabled.

Always fancied embedding Kylie, but now it shall never be .....:{

tony draper
4th Aug 2010, 15:50
One was making a funny, one knows who Kylie is,she be a bit on the skinny side for my taste,cant see her carrying a bag of coal under one arm a sack of washing and two sprogs under tother down to the river bank to wash and she prolly cant make a decent yorkshire pudding either.
:rolleyes:

parabellum
4th Aug 2010, 22:04
So they wash their coal up in the North East then Tony? Very laudable!:)

G-CPTN
4th Aug 2010, 22:11
Indeed, many folk keep their coal in the bath . . .

sea oxen
4th Aug 2010, 22:14
I'd go at it like a pig at a tatty.

Honest to God, it has nothing to do with her money; although it might be more pleasant in a mansion rather than a bus shelter. On the other hand, you get free chips and bits of kebab in a bus shelter if you look.

SO

Shack37
4th Aug 2010, 22:19
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
Kylie's arse, Kylie's arse
I'm in love with Kylie's arse
He's in love with Kylie's arse


and her sister Danni's toooooooooooo

Ogre
5th Aug 2010, 03:11
To paraphrase one of the young ladies earlier musical offerings, "I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky...."

MagnusP
5th Aug 2010, 09:20
So they wash their coal up in the North East

At last! Clean energy.

Peter Fanelli
5th Aug 2010, 12:25
Indeed, many folk keep their coal in the bath . . .


Seems like that would cause quite a bit of work when it comes time for the annual bath night.