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pma 32dd
20th May 2010, 07:29
Enoy chaps....glad I have to sit this one out - no doubt the US will request tankers, Nimrods and AWACS only....ah we've got lots of those left havent we!

BEagle
20th May 2010, 19:15
1. Find some rabid dogs.
2. Release same into North Korea.
3. Wait for a few months whilst the nation's staple food source dies off - or starts biting all its keepers.
4. Wait until they start to get rather peckish.
5. Offer them "Food if you behave like civilised people".
6. Jobzagood'un.

sisemen
21st May 2010, 08:49
Nuke them before they wake up. Sorted.

Phoney Tony
21st May 2010, 14:28
Why not replace their IT system with Dii/JPA.

That'll sort them.

RumPunch
22nd May 2010, 00:09
Replace the Officer with DII , sorry that was a good idea!!!

fergineer
22nd May 2010, 01:22
The North Koreans torpedoed the South Korean ship says the Yanks.....Cast your minds back a few years......The Iraqies have WMD says the Yanks.
Now who would you belive!!!!! Good Job Blair is not there anymore or you guys could be fighting that war for the Yanks too.

West Coast
22nd May 2010, 02:01
The North Koreans torpedoed the South Korean ship says the Yanks

Sounds like a press release from NK.

Not only the Yanks, but the Brits, the Aussies and the Swedes. Prolly some more as well but you're not interested in that are you?

onetrack
22nd May 2010, 02:18
For those with long memories, and advanced age, the Joint Chiefs of Staff actually authorised MacArthur to use nuclear weapons in the Korean War.
However, the authorisation was to use them on Chinese bases in Manchuria and Shantung, to stop the Chinese supplying the Nth Koreans.
The North Korean problem won't go away until the Chinese stop supporting them.

Douglas MacArthur - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_MacArthur#Korean_War)

Willard Whyte
22nd May 2010, 12:34
1. Find some rabid dogs.
2. Release same into North Korea.
3. Wait for a few months whilst the nation's staple food source dies off - or starts biting all its keepers.
4. Wait until they start to get rather peckish.
5. Offer them "Food if you behave like civilised people".
6. Jobzagood'un.

So, you puff and bluster on elsewhere about respect, duty, et al, but suggest we should introduce the means whereby the population of N. Korea, who have no say in how their country is run, should starve/be killed by rabies.

Thelma Viaduct
22nd May 2010, 12:42
Let them destroy each other, then the middle east (israel included) should follow suit, closely followed by Pakistan & India.

Bollocks to the lot of them. :ok:

Navaleye
22nd May 2010, 13:17
Spot on Pious,

You've hit the nail on the head. Cut off all money, sink a few of their ships that still float and wait for the place to implode. Then hold a lottery for who hangs the dear leader.

Navaleye