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munirfarhan
1st May 2010, 07:57
1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's personal space.
2. Thou shalt not interrupt the in-flight movie.
3. Thou shalt not hide thy telecommunications from the flight attendants.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's overhead compartment.
5. Thou shalt not attempt any out-of-chair business during the meal service.
6. Thou shalt not raise the armrest.
7. Thou shalt remember thy close proximity to others, and keep it holy.
8. Thou shalt say please and thank you.
9. Thou shalt be mindful of children.
10. Thou shalt not demand special attention.

Spadhampton
24th May 2010, 22:36
THOU SHALT NOT TORQUE ME OFF OR I SHALL PUBLISCIZE!

I am the customer.

pilotusa
1st Jun 2010, 23:45
THOU SHALT NOT TORQUE ME OFF OR I SHALL PUBLISCIZE!

I am the customer.

Yeah. Like that will make a difference with 80+% load factors.

And I defy you to find a carrier that will not at some point "torque you off."

Bolshevik
28th Jun 2010, 20:40
Thou shalt not be extremely fat and sweat in my direction. Thank you.