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bigdaviet
1st Apr 2010, 11:39
News : Ryanair to Install Onboard Vending Machines (http://www.ryanair.com/en/news/ryanair-to-install-onboard-vending-machines)

Vending Machines to replace two of the cabin crew!

An April Fools joke perhaps?

HighLow
1st Apr 2010, 11:45
Perhaps is an understatement !!! My God people, he is pulling your leg!
Hmmm yeah, vending machines selling all nice stuff including condoms......get a grip !!!

So when you say "PERHAPS", just remember who you are dealing with......

:)

newirishbabe
1st Apr 2010, 11:48
You have to hand it to their marketing department, they continually get free press - standing flights, paying for toilets etc, but who are the worse idiots to print the crap, and then buy the papers who print the crap - whats next a lap dancing pole at the back:rolleyes:

HighLow
1st Apr 2010, 12:08
Ok Guys, think the best thing is to ignore them !!

Lets just see this April Fools ploy stop dead in its tracks, by nobody here adding ANY FURTHER comment to it. Who wants to discuss this "PRACTICAL JOKE" any further is one of the following:

1) Someone who MUST have their point of view known, even for something as stupid as this stunt

2) A Ryanair Employee (probably management) trying to get people talking.... keep stirring the shyte,


A message to future posters, regarding this topic, lets see which of the above people you are.....



Can you accept this challenge,

HighLow

Cough
8th Apr 2010, 22:49
Oh it's true alright. Had MOL on the blower last night and he has confirmed that the only reason they have so many crew on board is because of Eu-ops requirements for evacuation. So he has saught and received approval for the fitment for bomb bay doors underneath to evacuate the punters through. Hence less crew required....

(did anybody mention anything for a bit of free pr?)