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solotk
1st Mar 2002, 19:49
Priceless - lol

Royal Navy Officer reprimanded for Lynx loving . .The Royal Navy has ordered an investigation over reports a lieutenant had sex with a Wren in his Lynx helicopter on board HMS Cumberland.

Flight observer Lt Joe Dransfield is reported to have been making love with 20-year-old officer cadet Zoe Reynolds in the back of the aircraft which it was based on board HMS Cumberland.

According to reports, the couple's activities were seen by a rating, who reported the matter to senior officers.

A spokeswoman from the Royal Navy said: "I can confirm an investigation has been launched by the naval authorities into an alleged incident involving a male and female of the crew of the Type 22 frigate HMS Cumberland.

"It would be inappropriate to comment further while the investigation is continuing."

The spokeswoman confirmed however, that the woman involved had been at the Royal Naval College in Dartmouth, Devon, and had joined the frigate as part of her training.

The frigate HMS Cumberland is currently based at Devonport in Plymouth, but she was due to set sail shortly for exercises in UK waters.

mmmmmm "if the choppers a' rockin' , don't come knocking?"

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Flying Seamen"

Tony

:)

Megaton
1st Mar 2002, 20:13
Gives new meaning to the word "frigate" as well. :)

ROGERTHAT
1st Mar 2002, 23:42
Cumerland is known as the "Mighty Sausage" by the navy now i know why. <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Spur Lash
2nd Mar 2002, 00:06
Pork Sword??. .Cumberland Gap. (tenuous, I know, but worth a stab):-). .Apparently, GAPP is the ship's international callsign. Apparently.

Spur Lash
2nd Mar 2002, 00:11
Having read my last, here is an explanation.. .Lonnie Donnigan sang the song 'Cumberland Gap'.. .It didn't help, did it?. .Sorry;-)

AeroBatfink
2nd Mar 2002, 01:35
'Wafu', if you're reading this don't say a word!!!! Tempting as it is.... <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

I couldn't quite believe it either!. .Heheh

:) . .AB

By the way, if anyone else is assuming that I have something to do with this article, that's not what I'm getting at! Just so you know...

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KayGridley
2nd Mar 2002, 02:40
Thats LadyWafu to you Aerobatfink <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Pricless is about the only comment for it, other than at least there aren't any security cameras around to catch them <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Another Drambuie anyone?

AeroBatfink
2nd Mar 2002, 03:19
heheh... ahem!

Kiting for Boys
2nd Mar 2002, 03:34
"seen by a rating, who reported the matter to senior officers". .WTFGO?

shipwreck
5th Mar 2002, 21:11
Have known young Joe for a long time and all I can say is 'good lad'. Furthermore anyone who knows him will agree that it was only a matter of time that he d find his way into the tabloids for his exploits.

bad livin'
5th Mar 2002, 21:16
Same goes for Zoe ;-). .. .Lovely gal....