Daifly
25th Jul 2001, 12:10
Couldn't let it go into the annuls of history - it's been the best post so far on Pprune.
Was told this the other day>
Back in the days of the RAF being in Germany and operating the Swift - yes, many many years ago.
The CO was in the habit of always flying the weather check each morning - he was a Battle of Britain veteran, with many thousands of hours (etc. etc.) - however, he was also blessed with a God given stutter.
One morning he takes off on his wx chk and disappears into cloud fairly soon after take-off. Shortly after, the Duty Pilot in the Tower is resting in his chair (should that be on his laurels...?) when the radio stutters into life:
"Laaaaaaaaaarbruchhhhhhh. Swifffffffffffft onnnnnnnnnne."
"Go ahead"
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvveeeeee a-a-a-a-a-a wassssspppppp innnnn thheeeeeee c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cockkkkkkkkkkkpit"
- Queue much laughter in the Tower. There follows a bit of a running, well walking, commentary on his progress in removing his fellow flier. As this drags on the duty pilot starts to show some concern (puts his cigarette down etc) because the boss says he's still in cloud, and the DP expects to see the swift come racing out of the base at any second. However, the radio then burbles into life again:
"Swwwwiiiifffftttt Onnnneee. Wwwwaassssppppp. Connnnnfffffirrrmmeeedddd kkkiillllll.
- OK, not the funniest ever, but keep the thread going with your efforts please!
Was told this the other day>
Back in the days of the RAF being in Germany and operating the Swift - yes, many many years ago.
The CO was in the habit of always flying the weather check each morning - he was a Battle of Britain veteran, with many thousands of hours (etc. etc.) - however, he was also blessed with a God given stutter.
One morning he takes off on his wx chk and disappears into cloud fairly soon after take-off. Shortly after, the Duty Pilot in the Tower is resting in his chair (should that be on his laurels...?) when the radio stutters into life:
"Laaaaaaaaaarbruchhhhhhh. Swifffffffffffft onnnnnnnnnne."
"Go ahead"
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvveeeeee a-a-a-a-a-a wassssspppppp innnnn thheeeeeee c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cockkkkkkkkkkkpit"
- Queue much laughter in the Tower. There follows a bit of a running, well walking, commentary on his progress in removing his fellow flier. As this drags on the duty pilot starts to show some concern (puts his cigarette down etc) because the boss says he's still in cloud, and the DP expects to see the swift come racing out of the base at any second. However, the radio then burbles into life again:
"Swwwwiiiifffftttt Onnnneee. Wwwwaassssppppp. Connnnnfffffirrrmmeeedddd kkkiillllll.
- OK, not the funniest ever, but keep the thread going with your efforts please!