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PTT
24th Feb 2002, 08:23
How to Write Good?

-Avoid alliteration. Always. . .-Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. . .-Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) . .-Employ the vernacular. . .-Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. . .-Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. . .-It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. . .-Contractions aren't necessary. . .-Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. . .-One should never generalize. . .-Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." . .-Comparisons are as bad as cliches. . .-Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. . .-Be more or less specific. . .-Understatement is always best. . .-One-word sentences? Eliminate. Cease. Desist. . .-Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. . .-The passive voice is to be avoided. . .-Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. . .-Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. . .-Who needs rhetorical questions? . .-Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

PTT

Kittty125
24th Feb 2002, 10:57
Nice one!!

Ed Winchester
24th Feb 2002, 13:59
Just as PTT completes his precis, he slips on his pint and the unthinkable happens.

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/pc-crash.gif

bigley
24th Feb 2002, 17:41
What's a rhetorical Question?

Just got my phase 1 back and scored no marks for DW but got a C. Thought it was a DW course!!!!

opso
24th Feb 2002, 22:36
Who cares?

or

Why bother?

and

Who knows?

Ralf Wiggum
25th Feb 2002, 16:35
Do not use big words when, diminutive words will suffice.

Big Green Arrow
26th Feb 2002, 02:45
Top Tip......

Don't do it to your self!

MrBernoulli
27th Feb 2002, 01:46
Top Tip:

Avoid ISS altogether!!!!!

Dan Winterland
27th Feb 2002, 15:58
As I said on a previous post - the centre of excellence is Bristol, not Bracknell. (Is that nonesence still administered at Bracknell?)

spectre150
27th Feb 2002, 18:39
Dan - it is now administered from the Purple Learning Centre (aka Joint Services Command and Staff College) Shrivenham and has been since Sep 2000.

Tonkenna
4th Mar 2002, 05:46
Agree with Mr B (how are you btw).. .. .I have a really good ISS withdrawl letter that you can borrow if you wish. I can assure yo that you will never be asked to start again.. .. .Tonks <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />