Bin Laden offers US last chance to Surrender

[Ali Barber]

Check this link out:

OBL offers US chance to surrender (http://www.theonion.com/onion3745/bandaged_bin_laden.html)

[Ali Barber]

Would have liked to put the full text on here, but it would probably infringe copyright. I like OBL's tactical thinking though; we had some boffins with us on ACMI in Deci who came up with a similar plan: "The best way to attack a regiment of Fulcrum/Flankers is to go in 30 Km trail, that way you are always in a target-rich environment." No **** Sherlock, and they're all shooting at me!

[SirToppamHat]

Heard on the Radio yesterday . . . the latest plan is to buy OBL a subscription to Readers' Digest.
They know where EVERONE lives! ;)

[ 12 December 2001: Message edited by: SirToppamHat ]

[backpocket.com]

Apart from the slightly dodgy image of Bed Linen. I recall that our old friend Adolf had something to say to Comrade Stalin as the Red Army massed on the outskirts of Berlin in 1945. Unfortunately all his mates were doing a runner from the bunker at the time