Dangerous Cargoes

[Hezbollah]

Well, it turns out we sorted out a shipload of dodgy sugar - what will these Al-Q ******s try to get past us next - jam?

[tony draper]

Hmmm mebbee the sugar has been sprayed with ten ,thousand gallons of LSD.
That would make for a interesting couple of weeks in blighty. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

[General41]

Another example of El-Presidente trying to look like a big boy in the real world i'm afraid, when those who have any idea about IR/SS know that he is just a little boy who has strayed out of his depth.

Never mind shipments of sugar what about the tunnel? I propose that we put an iris thingy at the end of it, like the one seen on the TV programme Stargate, with two .50 Cal Machine guns either side.

Comments, queries, suggestions.

[Muff Coupling]

Agree with you General 100%. Le Tunnel is a potential nightmare for IS. Keep an eye out for those taking their "shoes" off!! <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

[Gainesy]

Brick it up.

[Mike Cusack]

Just keep the trains running ... just turn on the wipers and go for it!

[BEagle]

Put up a barrier at the UK end. Wait for a day or so. Then put up a barrier at the French end. Then open the taps.....