Hoofharted
16th Jul 2009, 13:14
Day 1 of annual leave yippee, time to ease on down to Chep Lap Kok and I'm outa here!! But wait, whats that crowd milling about at the staff check in desk? Oh well, join the queue and present the good old staffy and I'm off home to..........................what's that? Whadya mean "NO CHANCE CANBLOODYNOT"? What about the next flight? Whadya mean that even worse? Sorry I don't think I heard correctly, did you say "get lost and come back tomorrow"? Bugger Bugger Bugger.
O.K Day 2 of annual leave yippee, time to ease on down to Chep Lap Kok and I'm outa here!! But wait, whats that crowd milling about at the staff check in desk? Oh well, join the queue and present the good old staffy and I'm off home to..........................what's that? "Whadya mean NO CHANCE CANBLOODYNOT"? What about the next flight? Whadya mean that even worse? Sorry I don't think I heard correctly, did you say "get lost and come back tomorrow"? Bugger Bugger Bugger.
O.K day 3 of annual leave and I'm getting wiser. I know...... I'll just get on-line and buy one of those really cheap fares that we are giving away in order to stay in business. Log on, punch in the details.................Whadya mean NO CHANCE CANBLOODYNOT unless you wanna pay 1.5 times the normal fare. Tony told me that we had these really really cheap fares that we were gifting to the public cause life is really really tough and we'll all be roooned!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, just as well I took that SLS....................flights are over-booked by a dozen punters or more to a plethora of sulubrious destinations (and the not so) around the world, if things don't improve golly gosh guess what.................there wont be enough for those enormous share buy-back schemes and we'll all be really really roooned. And while I'm thinking of how lucky I am that I took that SLS deal on a buy now pay later scheme (money out now - leave graciously granted in April) I am begining to wonder just how I might go about arranging my annual chep lap kok airport arze-rheeming for next year when I don't get the annual leave I asked for because I'm so busy taking SLS so that we can all avoid being roooned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And on the subject of that Sharp Long Spike that I have protruding from my fundamental orifice in order to fund that Share Looting Scheme that I helped fund, I'm thinking of a little notice to management and the "association" (that looks after our interests :ok:) NEVER EVER again boys, NEVER EVER again.
P.S. To those of you who had the balls to say :mad: you to the proponents of this scheme, I salute you, I only wish I had done the same. :ouch:
O.K Day 2 of annual leave yippee, time to ease on down to Chep Lap Kok and I'm outa here!! But wait, whats that crowd milling about at the staff check in desk? Oh well, join the queue and present the good old staffy and I'm off home to..........................what's that? "Whadya mean NO CHANCE CANBLOODYNOT"? What about the next flight? Whadya mean that even worse? Sorry I don't think I heard correctly, did you say "get lost and come back tomorrow"? Bugger Bugger Bugger.
O.K day 3 of annual leave and I'm getting wiser. I know...... I'll just get on-line and buy one of those really cheap fares that we are giving away in order to stay in business. Log on, punch in the details.................Whadya mean NO CHANCE CANBLOODYNOT unless you wanna pay 1.5 times the normal fare. Tony told me that we had these really really cheap fares that we were gifting to the public cause life is really really tough and we'll all be roooned!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, just as well I took that SLS....................flights are over-booked by a dozen punters or more to a plethora of sulubrious destinations (and the not so) around the world, if things don't improve golly gosh guess what.................there wont be enough for those enormous share buy-back schemes and we'll all be really really roooned. And while I'm thinking of how lucky I am that I took that SLS deal on a buy now pay later scheme (money out now - leave graciously granted in April) I am begining to wonder just how I might go about arranging my annual chep lap kok airport arze-rheeming for next year when I don't get the annual leave I asked for because I'm so busy taking SLS so that we can all avoid being roooned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And on the subject of that Sharp Long Spike that I have protruding from my fundamental orifice in order to fund that Share Looting Scheme that I helped fund, I'm thinking of a little notice to management and the "association" (that looks after our interests :ok:) NEVER EVER again boys, NEVER EVER again.
P.S. To those of you who had the balls to say :mad: you to the proponents of this scheme, I salute you, I only wish I had done the same. :ouch: