View Full Version : By their deeds shall ye know them!

6th May 2009, 00:40
This came across my desk and I felt obliged to share! FR fans will appreciate.


This guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the **** do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'

6th May 2009, 02:23
:p Peopple aren't ignoring your first post, but there's a thread for jokes - 'Friday Jokes'.

6th May 2009, 03:44
......and welcome by the way niallgal. Nose around a little bit in the numerous joke threads, but you will be hard pressed to find one that has not been posted here.

If you do happen to come up with one, you'll win a prize.

A lifetime membership to PPRuNe.

Welcome to the fray. Mind your head, and be sure to tip your waitress.