View Full Version : Nuts, whole hazelnuts. Cadbury take them and they cover them with chocolate!

5th May 2009, 11:05
airship modestly declares with a (Turkish) delight, that he has undoubtedly and single-handedly resolved the case of any missing hazelnuts (and possibly the hazelnut entrepreneurs) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7926633.stm)... :ok:

The blame should fall squarely on Cadbury's tablet, unless some it also deserves to fall triangularly on Toblerone (conveniently based in Switzerland, I might add)...

Or are my deductions based on all too-Flakey evidence?

5th May 2009, 11:20
I think you missed some quotes in the title ... that stuff Cadbury makes doesn't really deserve the title "chocolate". Not enough actual cocoa in there. :uhoh:

Roger Sofarover
5th May 2009, 11:26
But it tastes soooooooooooo good. It has to be the best chocolate in the world, and it has to be from Birmingham. Cadbury's chocolate made outside the UK tastes nothing like the original. I want some now!!! and I can't:{:{

5th May 2009, 11:34
Brazil Nuts and chockies

5th May 2009, 11:46
Well who's for a Marathon choccie shovelling session then

I would be surprised if there weren't more than Five Boys interested - possibly even a Double Decker load!

I'll bet they even like chocolate on Mars!

5th May 2009, 12:12
By February 2002, Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi and Belgium's KBC Bank had lent 22.8m euros ($29.6m; 20.3m) to the Turkish hazelnut supplier Baskan Gida...
...This left Baskan Gida as "a worthless shell", the court heard, although it is hard to tell if the lawyers involved have spotted the pun.
As a result, the banks only got about 2m euros of their money back.

Looks like they got the full-cream treatment (deservedly or not) though...

Needless to say, these banks are probably already benefitting from the recent largesse of UK taxpayers by now (for this and other completely unrelated bad loans 'ever since the froth' was siphoned off into bankers' bonuses) and the UK taxpayer's only recourse today is to consult their dentist. :}

Whatever, I don't pretend to have all the answers. It's truly mysterious. Perhaps there's a lady or 2 involved? That may be it. We all know that ladies can be extremely manipulative. Perhaps it's time to bring out a Milk Tray or 2?!

Chesty Morgan
5th May 2009, 12:13
Well who's for a Marathon choccie shovelling session then

Make sure that you pack your fudge then!:}

cockney steve
5th May 2009, 18:42
Give the bankers a punch ,have a sandwich , then go off for yourtiffin.....by 'eck, that exercised the memory-banks!

Beatriz Fontana
5th May 2009, 18:55
Well who's for a Marathon choccie shovelling session then

Surely that should be Snickers....

Lon More
5th May 2009, 21:16
What would you rather have, Cadbury's Kack, or the real thing (http://www.totalrawfood.com/rawfood/&cat=3&p=121)?

5th May 2009, 22:38
While I put my coat on, I have to do this one...........

"What's got a hazelnut in every bite"

5th May 2009, 22:43
While I put my coat on, I have to do this one...........

"What's got a hazelnut in every bite"

I'll get your hat while you put your coat on. :)

5th May 2009, 22:46
Don't remember bringing one of them, Lightning, must be someone else's

(Oh, the answer is "a squirrel's sh**e")

5th May 2009, 22:53
The squirrel must of ate it...What has a hat in every bite?

I'll get my coat now!!

I'll eat my hat

5th May 2009, 23:31
Time to change the TOPIC (http://www.candysweetstore.com/topic-i604.html) :}

6th May 2009, 00:07
Can't make my mind up, TWIX (http://www.twix.co.uk/) one thing or another.

6th May 2009, 09:40
Just has to be a flake!

YouTube - Bath Flake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLggnjbsqQ)