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frostbite
2nd May 2009, 19:54
"US Plane Lands on Toilets"

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | US plane crash lands on toilets (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8030898.stm)

Lon More
2nd May 2009, 20:10
as mentioned in TRABB, a crappy landing or the job's not finished until the paperwork is done.

boredcounter
2nd May 2009, 21:09
Trainee commercial pilot asked to see where the industry is going

heli-cal
2nd May 2009, 21:40
"Cessna in the Shit!"

Low Flier
3rd May 2009, 01:19
Engine failure in a single at 150' and he tried to turn back to the field?

No wonder he shit-canned that idea.

V2-OMG!
3rd May 2009, 02:52
Engine failure in a single at 150' and he tried to turn back to the field?

No wonder he shit-canned that idea.

Septic Field?

Richard Taylor
3rd May 2009, 06:34
Did he make a PAN call?

hellsbrink
3rd May 2009, 09:42
I know they said that Terminal 3 was a toilet but I didn't think they meant it literally

Storminnorm
3rd May 2009, 11:02
I noticed that the pilot was 67 yrs old.
Was he incontinent?

dead_pan
3rd May 2009, 13:34
The sh*t literally hit the fan (well, prop) with this one

"The plane narrowly missed the classic car collectors' enclosure at the air-show, crashing instead into the adjacent port-a-loo collectors' club enclosure."

Storminnorm
3rd May 2009, 13:44
There was a thread on JB about some Aussie that had a few of his
portaloos nicked.
Reckon we've found out just where they finished up!!!
International trade in portaloos I reckon!!!

Lon More
3rd May 2009, 13:56
Was he incontinent?

If he wasn't he probably is now.

The first cessna single with incontinental range

Storminnorm
3rd May 2009, 15:56
Reckon he'll have to 'Splurge' out a bit now then?
But there again, it was a crappy landing, as
someone said earlier.

ChrisVJ
3rd May 2009, 17:38
Did not see where it was. Somewhere around Benkhazi?

Apparently coming in for a bog standard landing but landed on his head.

Ken Wells
3rd May 2009, 19:47
He bought a new Cessna straight away, as after the insurance payout he was a bit Flush.

He was confused by the CHAIN of command

Rumour has it the pilot ws Steve JOBS.

Still looking for the Pilots LOG.

The landing aera was a matter of convienience

Rebecca LOOS was the flight attendant

Pilot was a closet queen

Hobo
4th May 2009, 06:00
I think you're all just going through the motions.

Mallan
4th May 2009, 07:41
It looked like a stool pigeon to me.

kiwi chick
4th May 2009, 08:48
It would appear I'm not the only one to have an engine failure at 150ft and have the first thing go through my mind being shit.

hellsbrink
4th May 2009, 10:46
Yeah, kiwi chick, but he was the first to go to the toilet and have it flowing through his collar.

ShyTorque
4th May 2009, 11:35
"Downwind, to(ilet) roll".

VitaminGee
4th May 2009, 16:32
You're in the poo this time - you can't dunny it.

Howard Hughes
5th May 2009, 01:37
News reports say the pilot was a 'septic'...;)

Burnt Fishtrousers
5th May 2009, 12:21
"He tried to turn around and come back and land, but he didn't quite make it,"

conclusive proof that if you try to return with only 150' between you and the ground you will end up in the sh1t

bulolobob
6th May 2009, 01:49
A MOTION picture? :ok: