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Tyres O'Flaherty
30th Apr 2009, 23:25
Am I getting old, or are there some women that just have it.

I would've looked at myself as a perv if I had considered a 63 yo woman 10-15 years ago.

Probably I still should ( not nearly that old )

But looking on msn today & them mentioning her 63 b-day...

Confused is not the word.

Anyhoo, Jetblast style answers please

airship
30th Apr 2009, 23:37
Well, if I was 70, I'd be well-chuffed to have someone like Joanna as a companion. If only for all her help in helping out the Gurkhas...?! :ok:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45717000/jpg/_45717069_007245275-1.jpg
(courtesy of the BBC)

tinpis
1st May 2009, 00:05
I would worry she'd nod off and burn holes in the sofa.

Um... lifting...
1st May 2009, 01:02
"D'you smoke after sex?"
"Dunno... never checked."

RJM
1st May 2009, 02:37
"Do you speak to your wife after sex?"
"Only if I'm near a phone"

But seriously...

Never liked Joanna Lumley and that constant grin.

I'd suggest Diana Rigg over Lumley any day.

Captain Stable
1st May 2009, 02:47
I admit I preferred Emma Peel to Purdey.

However, I find JL quite fanciable now. I class her in the same bracket as Russel T. Davies - people having FAR too much fun making good TV. :ok:

RJM
1st May 2009, 03:02
I'm glad you qualified the mention of Russell T Davies! :uhoh:

Dr Who under his direction is far better than yer average serial drama. There's real depth in some of those corny sci-fi storylines, and it's achieved on a relatively low BBC budget.

Too bad a few blockbusters (Wolverine etc) don't have the benefit of Davies and his crew.

That brings us to another batch of birds - who is that former Dr Who sidekick who turned up again just as good second time around?

Captain Stable
1st May 2009, 03:10
You mean Sarah Jane Smith? Nahhhhhhh.

Either Martha or (preferably) Lady Christina de Souza (phwoooooooarrrrrrrr) :eek::ok:

RJM
1st May 2009, 03:20
That's her. :)

I liked Catherine Tate too. (Aaargh, I'm finding middle aged women attractive!)

Ah, Michelle Ryan (Lady Christine..): "The aristocracy survives for a reason; we're ready for anything"

Ace Rimmer
1st May 2009, 07:20
Absoultely la Lumley has got 'it' now, has always had 'it' and will go to her grave with bucketloads of 'it'

Mr Grimsdale
1st May 2009, 07:47
Michelle Ryan - having seen a glimpse of her underwear all I can say is ding dong.

qwertyplop
1st May 2009, 07:50
No thanks.

Lon More
1st May 2009, 07:53
She did a couple of soft porn picks many years ago.. These days a bit BOBFOC - but i still would; have to be http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/sex_sodomy.gif though.


The Dr. Who Girls (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/lot/9501/index.htm)

BOFH
1st May 2009, 08:08
Lon

Thanks very much. I now have coffee down the front of my (white) shirt.

BOFH

M.Mouse
1st May 2009, 08:49
Some years ago when it was allowed we invited Joanna Lumley to the flight deck. She was, and presumably still is, utterly charming. She appeared totally genuine was totally relaxed and unlike the chavs who pass for 'celebrities' today actually speaks English properly and pronounces words correctly, that in itself is a pleasure to behold.

A very memorable meeting.

OFSO
1st May 2009, 08:51
I'm 65 and I'm still fit, so why shouldn't La Lumley be ?

gingernut
1st May 2009, 08:57
I think the technical term for one such as Ms Lumley is MILF

Or is it GILF?

ShyTorque
1st May 2009, 09:27
Of course Joanna's fit. Not only that, her voice is in my satnav and she calls me darling after I've reached the right spot. Keeps the other half on her toes ;)

When you get to our age, having your own teeth and walking without a Zimmer is FIT. You do have to be a bit careful making whoopee though, in case your hips pop out.

Tyres O'Flaherty
1st May 2009, 09:51
RJM has illustrated my point (or whatever it was) beautifully.


Diana Rigg = 1960's version - oo lah lah :ok:

Diana Rigg now= bit of a brute to be honest :oh:

larssnowpharter
1st May 2009, 10:25
MILF

What? Moro Islamic Liberation Front? Some Gurkha connection?

Lon More
1st May 2009, 11:22
Nice to see Diana Rigg's daughter Rachael Stirling carrying on the family tradition
http://www.sarahweal.com/photos/RachaelStirling.jpg

MagnusP
1st May 2009, 11:36
Lon More: You'll be a "Tipping the Velvet" fan, then? :ok:

Iain Wilson
1st May 2009, 12:28
Larsnowpharter:
M.I.L.F. is an accronym of an expression originating from our cousins over the pond. It stands for

Mother I`d Like to F***
It implies a desire to engage in basic procreative activity with a women of mature years, ususally those over the age of 40. These ladies are usually rather physically attractive and have the allure that some of us find irresistable in a women whose maturity enhances her desirability , physically and mentally.
2008 Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin was frequently referred to as a MILF.
Time to go back to work!
I.

Mr Grimsdale
1st May 2009, 12:45
Quote:
MILF
What? Moro Islamic Liberation Front? Some Gurkha connection?

:}That always brings a wry smile to my face when I hear about them on the news!
BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | Bloody clash in south Philippines (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7969474.stm)

ZFT
1st May 2009, 12:45
For those of you unfortunate enough to still utilise AOL, The "you've got Mail" voice is JL.

er340790
1st May 2009, 12:55
Well Joanna Lumley might say at 63 she's never felt better...

But for my money, she was far more shaggable in the New Avengers.

airborne_artist
1st May 2009, 12:55
My only problem with JL is that she's a bit scrawny. She has a neck like a Christmas turkey, and I fear that her embonpoint is lacking in substance, and heading S at a rate of knots.

Ken Wells
1st May 2009, 15:15
JL is lovely but there comes a point in your life that is quite a wake up call.


In your teens it would be cool to make love to someone twice your age even into your late twenties but never someone half your age.

in your 40's and 50's never someone twice your age but half your age would be very nice thank you.

Over 60 as Billy Conoly said if your get an erection use it! it may be your last!:{:{:{

Storminnorm
1st May 2009, 15:21
Her embonpoint heading South?

That's handy, that's just where I'll be lying.

Tyres O'Flaherty
1st May 2009, 16:00
Point of order ''Gentlemen''

JL is a G-MILF :eek:

dazdaz
1st May 2009, 16:14
What you all should remember, in all the media pictures/video she's had time to put the make-up on. Should you awake one morning (I'm not knocking her) next to her I'm sure your views might be slightly different.

Storminnorm
1st May 2009, 16:25
I'd volunteer to give that a try if that's OK with you?
My eyesight's a bit dodgy anyhow.
I'd have to operate by feeling, etc.

And IF it's all heading South, well, just right then eh?

Ken Wells
1st May 2009, 16:34
I am sure your other half DAZDAZ thinks the same

anotherthing
1st May 2009, 16:40
dazdaz

I'm sure you're other half is pleased to learn that you are not knocking JL!

flash8
1st May 2009, 17:27
All I can say is you see the face.. but not the body

At 60 I fear the body might not match the face. Saying that she's rather tidy and I'd certainly check it out.

For me I check out the whole package before purchasing...

Anyhow Saffy is more to my taste. She's aging well!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/familyhistory/get_started/images/wdytya3_08_sawalha.jpg

Ken Wells
1st May 2009, 17:31
dazdaz

I'm sure you're other half is pleased to learn that you are not knocking JL!
Touche'

http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt35/cptkenwells/crop3.jpg

Mrs Wells taken last year on her 51st.

Some women are an investment!
By coincidence also choregraphed and worked on "Tipping The Velvet" with Diana Rigg's Daughter in 2001.

Captain Stable
1st May 2009, 17:50
flash8 - Ms Sawalha is aging well? You have GOT to be kidding!

Paint her grey and she'd confuse a sailor into thinking she was a battleship...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_05/chilesBBC_468x812.jpg

Mr Grimsdale
1st May 2009, 18:00
I much prefer that foxy brunette from Noran Eiron (sorry about the accent) Adrian Chiles is currently co-presenting (and perhaps more...) with.

Tyres O'Flaherty
1st May 2009, 18:33
Captain S......Wrong Miss Sawalha methinks, first pic was of Julia, not fatty/Nadia. Who could though be quite amusing in a ''beached whale fun'' type of experience

flash8
1st May 2009, 18:34
flash8 - Ms Sawalha is aging well? You have GOT to be kidding!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/content/images/2007/04/23/julia_sawalha_396x222.jpg

She's great :)

Was in love with her during Ab Fab days... sigh

larssnowpharter
1st May 2009, 18:47
In your teens it would be cool to make love to someone twice your age even into your late twenties but never someone half your age.

in your 40's and 50's never someone twice your age but half your age would be very nice thank you.


From the age of 21 one has been perfectly satisfied with ladies between say, 35 and 45.

Larsnowpharter:
M.I.L.F. is an accronym of an expression originating from our cousins over the pond. It stands for

Mother I`d Like to F***

Ah well. Trust them to come up with something so crude!

To get back on track, one once had a telephone answering machine with a tape recorded by JL.

'Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm in the shower, naked, soaping myself down.......................'

Anyone remember that?

Ken Wells
1st May 2009, 18:50
'Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm in the shower, naked, soaping myself down.......................'

Anyone remember that?

Ah yes Showers!

Ten West
1st May 2009, 18:57
If we're playing "AbFab Totty Trumps" I'll throw my "Marcella Detroit" card on the table - and win! ;)

http://www.dixonlandingmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/marcella-detroit31.jpg

larssnowpharter
1st May 2009, 19:15
Ouch!

Bit on the boney, sticky out ribs side.

END BAG
1st May 2009, 19:26
Just watched Coronation Street and who is that bit of GILF on the canal boat who Ken Barlow is supposed to be knocking off? Mrs END BAG seems to think it is Stephanie Beacham, is she right and how old would S.B. be.?
G.I.L.F. being Grannies i,d like to f***

Ten West
1st May 2009, 19:29
Bit on the boney, sticky out ribs side.So am I! :O

frostbite
1st May 2009, 19:52
Stephanie Beacham is 62. Used to fancy her but I'm not sure now.

Never was much of a fan of JL - just not my type.

Ken Wells
1st May 2009, 20:23
Just watched Coronation Street

sad bugger