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28th Apr 2009, 08:14
Exerts from a new novel called "Confessions of an Airline Executive"

The stable door squeaked periodically as it swung lazily in the rarefied breeze of the accident investigation report. "Well, we'd better get this knee-jerk policy done quickly in the hope that the investigating authority think that we've always been doing it, and not cutting costs when we removed it two years ago," said Juan Soonondole the SVP-CAR PARK. " But sir, we removed it because there weren't one b**tard amongst them who knew sh*t from shinola. What makes you think we'll get anyone better now?" whined Dusty Manuel the Carpet-Undersweep Network Team-manager. ' That kinda talk will get you buried up to the neck in sand and your head smeared in molasses, boy," threatened Juan. Dusty realised it was going to be a long weekend.:uhoh:

Soon to be a Bollywood block-buster.

Author: anon :mad:

mona lot
30th Apr 2009, 21:59
Carpet-Undersweep Network Team-manager

I've met a few of those in my time:eek: