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candoo
9th Apr 2009, 18:39
Almost definately not true but......

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW





'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'





This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.

You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds freedom of speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

But what kind of business would dare to post such a sign?











Answer: see below































A FUNERAL PARLOUR!!!

WHO SAID MORTICIANS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?

thaTíS BRILLIANT!!!

Well done Scotland!

hellsbrink
9th Apr 2009, 19:35
What else did you expect from the country that had it's football refs sponsored by Specsavers?

Cheerio
9th Apr 2009, 19:54
Scottish Refs? They are a geographical anomaly.

'Todays referee is Mr Hamish McScrotum from Bollockshields."

That's nice, Ive never heard of Bollockshields before...riffle riffle riffle..... Oh yes, it's a suburb of Glasgow... again. Oh well I better nip down to the bookies and put a tenner on a 89th minute goal (pen) for Rangers.....

mustpost
9th Apr 2009, 20:29
Oi!Oi! Referee!!