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seamjay
8th Apr 2009, 23:35
Funny, mad and just plain wrong boat names!:)

Link: High Jinks on the High Seas (http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/High-Jinks-on-the-High-Seas.359491)

What would you call yours, or have you seen any of these?

Blacksheep
9th Apr 2009, 10:40
Grandad's first attempt at boat building was called "Gladyola" his second more successful attempt was built around a ship's lifeboat rescued from the breaker's yard and named "Dandylion" The strange thing is, he was fluent in Latin but couldn't speel for tofu.

Cornish Jack
9th Apr 2009, 10:59
Possibly apocryphal, but a Lymington boat was being launched with the traditional champagne when the bottle slipped out of her(?) hand. Said boat was duly named ... "Oh Bugger"!!:D

Wod
9th Apr 2009, 11:13
Famous Oz yacht was "The Office" - I've always liked that one.

frostbite
9th Apr 2009, 12:00
Recall a dinghy with its name 'Bugger' painted on the keel, so only visible when capsized.

Once followed a speedboat on a trailer, 'Passing Wind'.

GROUNDHOG
9th Apr 2009, 13:00
My son has a boat called FAR Q

TerminalTrotter
9th Apr 2009, 14:34
Saw a small boat in the Isle of Man a few years ago, with "Don't Panic" -written upside down- as the name.

TT

larssnowpharter
9th Apr 2009, 14:37
Not particularly original but have had a series of boats called 'Y Knot' 'I' 'II" etc.

Currently on a Connie 32 'Y Knot IV".

Storminnorm
9th Apr 2009, 14:40
Mate had a small yacht called Titan2C.
Couldn't use the original. Already allocated.

MagnusP
9th Apr 2009, 14:56
larssnowpharter: There's a boat on Lake Garda called "perque no?" which fits in nicely with yours.

radeng
9th Apr 2009, 14:59
A fibreglass boat (aka 'plastic whale) on the Shropshire Union canal at Market Drayton was called 'Shy Talk'.

larssnowpharter
9th Apr 2009, 15:43
larssnowpharter: There's a boat on Lake Garda called "perque no?" which fits in nicely with yours.

Se si tratta di Lago di Grado e probabile che il propretaio e un tedesco. Quindi lo spelling!:}

heli-cal
9th Apr 2009, 23:11
'Hilarious!' The name of the boat used as a base camp whilst carrying out a total rebuild of another at the Dixon & Kearly boatyard in Maldon, Essex.

con-pilot
9th Apr 2009, 23:25
I actually had a boat called, "Nucking Futs". A 36 foot aft-cabin Uniflite. Not for long though.

Sunk. :(

And I wasn't even there. :{

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c246/con-pilot/m_main98.jpg

Blacksheep
10th Apr 2009, 00:29
Then there was HRH Prince Jefri of Brunei's notorious little ship "Tits" with the two tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple2"

http://masini.ro/images/stiri/2758/6.jpg

Too Short
10th Apr 2009, 12:04
I've sailed a yacht called Strike Sure which looks fine written down, but say the name to someone and it doesn't instil them with confidence in one's sailing abilities, what with sure and shore sounding the same! :hmm:

Bullethead
10th Apr 2009, 13:07
I knew a bookmaker, when I was a teenager, who used to let me use his boat called "BAR JONA"

Rgds,
BH.

er340790
10th Apr 2009, 15:19
Massive pleasure-craft moored on Lake Superior....

'UNJUSTIFIABLE' :} :D

seamjay
14th Apr 2009, 11:11
I'm still trying to figure who and why someone would name their boat "Small flying patio furniture" !!

Pinky the pilot
14th Apr 2009, 11:17
Once met a bloke who used to regularly sail a yacht called
''Secret Men's Business'':hmm:

yarmouth02
15th Apr 2009, 04:29
Used to sail with an ex Red Arrows gentleman and he named his boat "Mach Fluff" :)

notmyC150v2
15th Apr 2009, 04:50
Had a small 15 Foot runabout for a while. After our first trip out on the bay with our then 3 and 5 year old boys it was christened "Bumpa T Bump".

Note to self, DON'T take young kids out for their first boat ride on a rough day!!! stupid stupid stupid.

grizzled
15th Apr 2009, 05:04
Gobonastick: That one was priceless! Still chuckling . . . :)

A large tow-boat ("tug" for some of you) based in Vancouver: CAT SASS

Lancastrian
15th Apr 2009, 07:08
Had a planing hull fishing boat with a hefty fifty five horse outboard rightly called..."Sennopod One".:)

Ancient Mariner
15th Apr 2009, 07:20
seamjay:
I'm still trying to figure who and why someone would name their boat "Small flying patio furniture" !!
My teak patio furniture remain on our patio during strong winds, our neighbor's plastic ditto doesn't. Boat is made from plastic, hence..................or so I like to think.
Per