View Full Version : Most imaginative way to lose your license # 27

Two's in
8th Apr 2009, 02:05
Definitive proof that flying helicopters really sucks...

Flying and oral sex don't mix, a judge ruled Tuesday as he upheld the Federal Aviation Administration's decision to revoke the license of a pilot who allowed a busty blonde woman to perform a sex act on him as he flew her around San Diego.

..."The evidence clearly shows grossly reckless conduct on the part of the respondent," National Transportation Safety Board administrative law Judge William R. Mullins said after spending an hour in private reviewing an unedited version of the video with FAA officials, Martz and his lawyer.

Helicopter pilot in sex act denied license (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/07/state/n123645D24.DTL&tsp=1)

Loved the bit where the NTSB Judge took an hour to review the evidence

Um... lifting...
8th Apr 2009, 02:13
Two's in-
There was no microwave popcorn in the courthouse vending machine, you insensitive lout.

Though the mills of justice grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small

Two's in
8th Apr 2009, 02:22
Popcorn or not, here's the lady concerned, and she would definitely give you a Governor runaway up...

Caution - slightly racy (but fully clothed) pic here;


henry crun
8th Apr 2009, 03:33

Atlas Shrugged
8th Apr 2009, 03:59
Loved the bit where the NTSB Judge took an hour to review the evidence

"Alone in his Chambers" reports the Sydney Morning Herald!


8th Apr 2009, 07:28
Bet you don't get this on R*anair....... (at least, not without a sir-charge)

kiwi chick
8th Apr 2009, 10:01
...from related thread...

pilot chappie wouldn't succumb...Oh, I said, suc and cumb.........anyway,

Hahaha Loose, you crack me up!

Watched the video - I find it incredibly classy how she proudly shows his wedding ring then slaps his hand. :yuk:


Lon More
8th Apr 2009, 10:25
Should be shown as a Flight Safety Video. Guaranteed to get everyone's attention

8th Apr 2009, 10:32
I find it amazing that she was able to keep the Cyclic out of her ear... :ooh:

Mr Grimsdale
8th Apr 2009, 10:41
Blacksheep, am I to understand you have prior experience of providing such er... such er...?:hmm:

8th Apr 2009, 13:33
Let me tell you, setting up a pee bag around my member while thermalling in a glider is considerably more distracting than allowing an assistant to help out:}

Send this NTSB judge up for his 5 hour badge:p

8th Apr 2009, 20:37
Did the nut on the cyclic come off?