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Flying Binghi
7th Apr 2009, 13:27
One for the Cat lovers...

An American woman who marketed "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings over the internet has been charged with animal cruelty and conspiracy.

Methinks a Taxidermist should have been involved as well.....:E

DX Wombat
7th Apr 2009, 15:22
That's sick. :yuk:My name's ruined, my reputation's ruined, my business is ruined," Good!

7th Apr 2009, 20:03
Why don't we rub rogaine all over her, ram a few bamboo spines up under her nails to simulate "claws," and market her as a goth-cat-chick.

There is another woman in the cat market who markets something called a "Twisty-cat." She inbred them to bring out a defective gene. Their front legs are half as long so they can't walk or clean themselves. She says they're in no pain. She and her abominations have been banned from cat shows. What makes someone do this?:mad:

7th Apr 2009, 20:19
Per er in a room with Airship armed with a Baseball bat.

Problem sorted.

Loose rivets
7th Apr 2009, 20:26
She's got Daphna Nachminovitch after her, and she thinks her name's ruined.:}