Rula Lenska To Be New Spokesperson For BA?

[The Guvnor]

Rumours are rampant in London that former actress and Alberto VO5 Shampoo spokesperson, Rula Lenska, is close to signing a deal that will make her the new British Airways TV/Radio spokesperson. This raven haired, sultry beauty has been pursued by BA for the last 4 months. Sources report the husky voiced siren is close to firming the deal.

Said Lenska: "As I have been entertaining friends from America for years now, this is my chance to obtain some British Airways Concorde passes, so I may now be entertained in New York by THEM!".

[BoeingBoy]

Raven Haired!!! You need the colour adjusted on your telly Guv.. Flame Haired surely!!

She would come across well for them so long as she stops whinging on about getting divorced from Dennis Waterman for more than five minutes. I can,t believe that she is still doing magazine interviews and recycling the subject as nauseum. Recent Mail feature refers..

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[Tom the Tenor]

Hi BoeingBoy, How are thrix? Happy New Year 2002! Sam had a Christian Brother for breakfast yesterday morning and very tastey he was too!

[Greg Baddeley]

Maybe she's only flame haired on top <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

[Evanelpus]

She probably is the same, collar and cuffs.

I met her at an art exhibition last year which involved some young people who had won an award from my organisation. She presented them with their prizes and was very informal and chatty. She came accross as the consumate professional.

However, she is a ginga, so she must have one helluva temper. I'll bet her and Dennis's neighbours could tell some tales!