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DX Wombat
5th Feb 2009, 12:28
So what should it (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090205/tuk-cocoa-covered-immigrants-found-45dbed5.html)be called?

Blacksheep
5th Feb 2009, 12:34
Golliwoggle?

No! Sorry. I retract that :oh:

Parapunter
5th Feb 2009, 12:36
Sneakers.

Surely I win a prize for that?

er340790
5th Feb 2009, 12:40
Chocobar....?

H.C.D.

engineer(retard)
5th Feb 2009, 12:43
Some suggestions here:

Chocolate Companies Merge - Streakr Pictures (http://pictures.streakr.com/cadburycrunch.htm)

regards

airship
5th Feb 2009, 13:01
Are we discussing the new high-protein / low-fat Mars bar?

Surely, this can't be the very 1st time that illegal immigrants were smuggled-in using 37 ton tankers full of cocoa powder...?! What happens when they're not found before being deposited into huge vats of boiling milk etc.?

I believe the answer to be self-evident. And in part, explains the propensity of chocolate bars with names such as Crunchie, Chunky, and especially Cadbury's Lunch bar (man-sized) :uhoh: . For similar reasons, I'd also avoid all fruit & nut bars... :ok:

We don't grow cocoa beans in the northern hemisphere. It's a bit of a shame that those who do, do not also make the chocolate bars that we're so fond of eating. That might encourage a few of those illegals to stay at home in the 1st place. :confused:

barry lloyd
5th Feb 2009, 13:22
Last week it was wheelie bins, this week it's cocoa powder, what next - nuclear waste?
Don't these illegals know there's a depress - sorry - recession in this country, and that it's closed anyway owing to snow?

Captain Stable
5th Feb 2009, 14:06
"The Milky Bars are on me!"

Darned four-eyed little git. :yuk:

traveler
5th Feb 2009, 14:07
Venus ? .....

Buster Hyman
5th Feb 2009, 14:10
Perhaps its a relaunch of Turkish Delight?:confused:

dazdaz
5th Feb 2009, 14:22
Airship........" What happens when they're not found before being deposited into huge vats of boiling milk etc.?"

Pal of mine met his end after falling into a boiling vat in a chocolate factory.
All his co-workers looked down at him and sang 'Billy don't be a Aero'

Davetron
5th Feb 2009, 15:00
If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It bar?

Low Flier
5th Feb 2009, 16:50
Brown bar.

It'll need a wealth warning though.

Rollingthunder
5th Feb 2009, 16:56
http://www.wilmingtonvillagepub.com/images/vargas01.gif




It has absolutely no pertinence here on this thread. But I liked it and couldn't think of a decent name for a new chockkie bar other than Sweetie.

I've got this thing for females in black stockings. It's a curse, I'll live with it.

ShyTorque
5th Feb 2009, 17:11
Well, they have already gone to Mars, so in a similar "outer space" type theme:

Uranus Probe Bar!

I'm sure Marianne Faithfull would help launch the product.

IB4138
5th Feb 2009, 17:48
Gordon's Brown Mess Bar.........or

Obama Bar

Paradise Lost
5th Feb 2009, 18:24
So the chavs will have a clue.........CHOKLIT INNIT.

Storminnorm
5th Feb 2009, 18:34
ChoccyWokkie Bar?

Atlas Shrugged
5th Feb 2009, 21:50
Chocolate Starfish :E

Chesty Morgan
5th Feb 2009, 22:50
Apparently they're a group of Travelling Minstrels.


:}

tinpis
6th Feb 2009, 00:06
Bondi Cigar