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Nopax,thanx
30th Jan 2009, 21:03
Well, they're "out" - celebrate :ok: or kick yourself :ugh:, depending on your lifestyle and whether or not you own one....

1 Alfa MiTo
2 VW Scirocco
3 Lancia Delta (no, not the hairy chested Integrale...)
4 Beemer Series 1 Cabrio
5 Laguna Coupe
6 Megane Coupe
7 A3 cabrio
8 Ferrari California
9 Jag XF
10 Mini Clubman

more here......

LEDORGA:.. Résultat de l'élection de la voiture GAY Européenne de l'année 2009 (http://ledorga.free.fr/commun/election_2009/result_election.php?lang=en)

Rainboe
30th Jan 2009, 21:44
Porsche Gayman or the Porsche Coxster.

Ten West
30th Jan 2009, 22:14
:eek: No Fiat Cinquecento? No MX5? No Smart coupe?

Sounds fishy to me. Interestingly, I never thought the Jag XF was 'Gay' - just ugly. It looks like some sort of Hyundai from the front, but vaguely Aston from the back. Hang on - that's why! It has an appealing ass!

Dear God! How ugly is this???

http://ledorga.free.fr/images/voiture_gay_2009/56.bmp

carved from a brick by a retard with a hacksaw blade. :yuk:

22 Degree Halo
30th Jan 2009, 22:15
What? No Gaylander?




(Landrover Freelander)

Parapunter
30th Jan 2009, 22:26
Alfa maletoe
Vw He-rocco
Lancia-belt-ya
Bummer 1 series
La moon-ya too gay
mega... give up
Ayee fabio
Ferrari pally pornya
Fag XS
Minnie sub-man

:}

Captain Speedbird
30th Jan 2009, 22:27
There is no way the Cinquecento is gay. The new 500 yes, I could see that possibly.

I would nominate the Audi TT as the car most likely to be driven by a left-foot braker.

Now, any real man drives something that proves his virility, not suggests it.
Something like a seven seat Kia Sedona simply oozes testosterone applied in a wholesome manner.

Parapunter
30th Jan 2009, 22:49
Speedbird, mate, buddy, old feller, you have fallen once again, as you have done so often, into the man trap that is JB. Your nomination shows once more that you are a demonstrative, insecure rabbit. Permit me to explain.

The desire for a seven seater is what Freudian students refer to as a wankermobilekomplexz. Now I don't speak German, but from the peer reviewed literature, I gather that it demonstrates the desire to show the neighbours, the missus & the wider world that not only have you got a working knob, but that there's also more than a few bob in the bank. Of course those without the syndrome quietly buy a Volvo. Or two. A Kia Sedona, as a Ford Galaxy is the automotive equivalent of a Hairy chest and a gold medallion I.e. thirty years out of date.

I would also advise you to take the same approach to the Audi TT as you should with a good woman. Spend some time inside it before you slag it off.:=

BOFH
30th Jan 2009, 23:09
Ten West

I have really bad news for you.

You have come out. You must be good with colours.

Those early Bentley 4 1/2s were fugly but hey did hte job.

BTW, I must object to your use of the term 'retard' when it does not apply to a Cabinet Minister. You will offend all the disableds.

BOFH

Loose rivets
31st Jan 2009, 05:41
I would nominate the Audi TT as the car most likely to be driven by a left-foot braker.


I opened a thread about left foot breaking. Lots of Ppruners do it...and left foot break.:E

Reluctant737
31st Jan 2009, 06:46
Porsche Gayman or the Porsche Coxster.

You can't afford them can you :E

Buster Hyman
31st Jan 2009, 07:52
Strange. I thought Holdens would've topped that list.

henry crun
31st Jan 2009, 08:39
Buster: It is possibly a mistake to assume that the people who made up the list had heard of Holden. :p

Buster Hyman
31st Jan 2009, 08:57
Oh, I completely agree Henry, but I bet they could come up with 130 different types of coffee & a solution to that "hard to decorate" corner in yer room!

Howard Hughes
31st Jan 2009, 09:04
Phew glad my car didn't make that list, Buster would never let me live that down!;)

Lon More
31st Jan 2009, 09:34
My next door neighbour has a Mercedes E class and a Mini. He's as queer as a three pound note.

Bung them on the list

and anything that looks like this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/2789036684_09f719d4d2.jpg?v=1219473080

Desert Diner
31st Jan 2009, 09:57
Prior to this thread, my idea of a gay car was very narrow. Anything pink!

But after looking at those "contestants," my horizons have been expanded!

Dear God, Those are some gay cars :eek:

Howard Hughes
31st Jan 2009, 10:27
Just Googled 'Ferrari California', $400 grand? (in Aussie dollars):eek:

Geez, I couldn't afford to be gay...;)

hellsbrink
31st Jan 2009, 10:33
Alfa maletoe
Vw He-rocco
Lancia-belt-ya
Bummer 1 series
La moon-ya too gay
Megaan Upya
Ayee fabio
Ferrari pally pornya
Fag XS
Minnie sub-man

http://static.pprune.org/images/smilies/badteeth.gif

Fixed it for ya, Para. :ok:

Buster Hyman
31st Jan 2009, 11:04
Geez, I couldn't afford to be gay...
Then you're not charging enough Howard.:=

glider12000
31st Jan 2009, 11:43
So my idea for getting a MiTo should be thrown out then!:}

Desert Diner
31st Jan 2009, 11:52
So my idea for getting a MiTo should be thrown out then!

Need I say more?:bored:

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/features/2008/future-car-drawings/03-large/alfa-mito-spider-2011.jpg

Captain Speedbird
31st Jan 2009, 18:45
Of course those without the syndrome quietly buy a Volvo. Or two.

Excellent news, I'm on my sixth one.

Now, as we are all agreed that the TT is the uber gaylord-mobile, I propose that the entire output of Ingoldstadt is definitely lighter on their toes than they are on their steering.

macdee
31st Jan 2009, 19:06
Obviously you missed the Mybach..?

macdee:rolleyes:

Parapunter
31st Jan 2009, 20:56
Excellent news, I'm on my sixth one

Really? I profess my surprise, since you come over for all the world like an over oiled estate agent with a black 3 series.:p

I wonder if there's something you want to tell us all, an announcement? Perhaps an invitation to join you at the next Mika concert???:E

Capt.KAOS
31st Jan 2009, 22:01
http://www.eu-rent.gr/userfiles/cars/Mercedes_CLK_63_AMG_Cabrio.jpg

B Fraser
31st Jan 2009, 22:14
The day that left foot braking is an indication of a chap travelling on the other bus is the day I give up the Scandinavian flick.

I do agree about the Audi TT Turbo, it's a woofter's car. I had to drive one home for a bloke who broke a leg parachuting., you sit on it rather than in it...... nuff said.

Parapunter
31st Jan 2009, 23:16
The circles you must move in...:rolleyes:

Lon More
1st Feb 2009, 01:13
Audi TT Turbo, it's a woofter's car

The Germans should give up trying to build sporty cars and go back to what Porsche did best
http://www.armyrecognition.com/europe/Suisse/Exhibition/Swiss_Military_Museum/pictures/German_Tigre_WWII_001.JPG

V2-OMG!
1st Feb 2009, 01:39
The Scirocco?? I drove one for years (and I'm not gay).

Was an excellent vehicle - except for the one front wiper which was quite useless in a rainy climate.

hellsbrink
1st Feb 2009, 03:17
I reckons they mean the "new" one, V2

Kochanie
1st Feb 2009, 05:08
Anyone who drives an slk 200 is one of them too! Also very likely enjoys the idea of transgender dressing, but has not had the op' yet!:yuk: oooh! hello sailor!

joehunt
1st Feb 2009, 05:13
22 degree halo

Oh pleaseeeeee, how dare you even suggest the freelander is a gay car! I own a Landrover Freelander and I am not gay, ya hear!!!

matspart3
1st Feb 2009, 12:45
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