View Full Version : Pukka Pig W4nking!

Standard Noise
29th Jan 2009, 21:38
Remember the outcry a couple of years ago when some talentless nonentity (Rebecca Loos?) w4nked a pig(?) on telly?

Well the Pukka chefboy has just done it live on C4. Is it any wonder that channel is in the sh!t?

Prime time viewing for all the family. I feel the mire rising.:yuk:

Standard Noise
29th Jan 2009, 21:47
Christ on a bike!
Now he's shoved a pipe up a sow's thingy!

29th Jan 2009, 21:53
Er, Standard, are you the only one watching?

29th Jan 2009, 21:56
I was watching the Victorian Farm thingy,

... and typing out my life story for Jetblast (see flying story thread,)

29th Jan 2009, 22:02
Cracking programme, gives a real insight into the pork farming industry........well done Jamie :ok:

As one is about to be slaughtered I guess you Jessies better turn over :rolleyes:

Lon More
29th Jan 2009, 22:03
yeah, right. We believe you:ooh:

29th Jan 2009, 22:13
Pork shoulder............now if that is not the way ahead what the bloody hell is....fantastic!!

30th Jan 2009, 01:10
Just how do you cook a pork plonker, anyway? Boiled, or do you stick a skewer through lengthwise and toss it on the barbie? :ooh:

30th Jan 2009, 06:24
BNT: You casserole it in red wine: cock au vin the French call it.

eastern wiseguy
30th Jan 2009, 14:49
Standard .....you really do need to get out more!!:uhoh: