View Full Version : Has anyone here had the money and resources to put together an "Irons Chefs" dish?

17th Jan 2009, 11:28
If so how was it?
Im a pretty (bloody) good domesticated chef with nearly forty years on the knives, and can taste most everything flung up by TV chefs
These boys have got me stuffed.:uhoh:

tony draper
17th Jan 2009, 11:32
Hmmm, Captain,think if I was a chef I'd be a bit peeved at being called a Iron.

17th Jan 2009, 11:35
Wot's the secret ingredient?

No shellfish pls, I'm allergic.

Could whip up something in a few minutes from almost anything and it wouldn't look poncy on a plate.

17th Jan 2009, 11:49
Come on then , one of their creations smothered in foie gras, truffles and duck confit Abalone?
WTF that gonna be like?

I'll tell yer, you is gonna gag, even a DRAPER stomach made of steel couldnt handle that load?

17th Jan 2009, 11:54
Bacon and two eggs, runny, sarnie please.

Side of truffles.

tony draper
17th Jan 2009, 12:06
Yer sissy grub I recons Captain,gorra nice froze Chicken Tika Masala for my dins,one don't like this furrin fare.

17th Jan 2009, 12:06
Tin, someone's making money out of it, but my chief cook (I'm the botlewasher) sees it like you. "Take 4kg truffle, similar caviar, fifteen offsiders and produce what?"

Makes Hughey look educational.

DX Wombat
17th Jan 2009, 12:15
Chicken Tika Masala for my dins,one don't like this furrin fare.
:) Made in Bradford and therefore British is it Mr D? :E

17th Jan 2009, 12:16
My God Huey!
He should stick to stocks made from his apron :hmm:

Beatriz Fontana
17th Jan 2009, 23:34
Awww, Bradfordian curry. A good hot dhansak with chapattis instead of cutlery. And paneer pakora with raita for starters.

Homer Simpson moment.... :ok:

(We really should have an emoticon for drooling)

17th Jan 2009, 23:52

18th Jan 2009, 00:13
I cannot get Iron Chefs on my programming, but I do love Chef Ramsay's
"Kitchen Nightmares."

My gawd.....makes one think twice before eating in restaurants. Some of the "victims" of Chef Ramsay's wrath over food storage, cleanliness and preparation sure deserve it!

Beatriz Fontana
18th Jan 2009, 00:17
hellsbrink, how did you do that??

18th Jan 2009, 00:35

18th Jan 2009, 00:38
Some of the "victims" of Chef Ramsay's wrath over food storage, cleanliness and preparation sure deserve it!

I used to think that when I saw some other shows, I'm thinking of one in New Zealand here, and then I realised why my immune system is so strong....

18th Jan 2009, 00:43

18th Jan 2009, 00:49
Right I'm at a loss. WTF is/are the Iron Chefs?

18th Jan 2009, 00:52
HERE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Chef) you go Foss. :)

18th Jan 2009, 00:55
Oh bloody hell. :rolleyes:

Cheers Rads, just going out in the storm to adjust my sat dish.

tony draper
18th Jan 2009, 01:06
Only telly cook I had any time for was that Floyd bloke,rest of them are phoney tw*ts.:rolleyes:

18th Jan 2009, 01:14
Curse you, beatriz! I feel like eating a dhansak now. At one in the morning after polishing off my (rather good, if I may say so myself) chicken korma just a couple of hours ago.

*goes off to check out recipes*

18th Jan 2009, 01:30
I was at a 5 star buffet restaurant with some mates. Lots of delicious Japanese food,fresh seafood,etc and also roasts,etc. Mate from Manangatang in country Victoria, Australia wasn't touching any of the Japanese food, when we asked him why, he said in his very dry country accent " If they cant be [email protected]#ked cooking it, I can't be [email protected]#ked eating it". Cracked us up.

Howard Hughes
18th Jan 2009, 02:55
Geez Tinny, no 'real' TV in Darwhine you gotta resort to watching SBS!:eek:

Give us an update on how Lance is going will ya!;)

18th Jan 2009, 03:56
Yes mr draper.

Floyd knew how to cook with wine.;)

18th Jan 2009, 08:34
Howie, que Lance?

Floyd was a disgraceful drunk.

Floyd cooking tea in Phuket
Said "Did I add chlli, I forget?"
"Oh well, here goes"
Shoved some up his nose
Flushed down with a scotch you can bet.

Howard Hughes
18th Jan 2009, 09:18
Armstrong in the Tour Down Under, it's on SBS you know...;)

The green cans have taken their toll!:E

18th Jan 2009, 20:32
One does not watch bicycling.
...or soccer :yuk:

18th Jan 2009, 20:43
I have only seen the result of the first race, i don't know if their have been anymore, but he finished in the back of the pack.He was happy with that because it wasn't his style of race, i think it was a 50k., and was looking forward to the next races.