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Flying Binghi
11th Jan 2009, 12:28
Google it.... The poor ole vegitarian forums seem to be in a tiz about this little historical fact (not to mention PETA).......................RAOTFL


........................:E

rotornut
11th Jan 2009, 13:00
He also was a teetotaller:eek:

Rollingthunder
11th Jan 2009, 13:06
I think I learned that in Grade 5 history class. Those veggie forums seem well behind the times.

He did a lot of drugs.

barry lloyd
11th Jan 2009, 13:31
Veggie? drugs? It must have been very smelly in that bunker! And you wouldn't dare complain...

Brewster Buffalo
11th Jan 2009, 15:12
..and he liked dogs....

bnt
11th Jan 2009, 15:24
So, did he invade Poland because he didn't like their sausages? Is there even any kind of correlation between traits and behaviour? Sounds like a mild version of the old "Stalin was an atheist, therefore atheists are evil" rubbish. :hmm:

shedhead
11th Jan 2009, 15:53
Stalin trained as a priest as a young man.

AMF
11th Jan 2009, 16:23
He was also a non-smoker, and being a strident socialist who did what all strident socialists do when they achieve power, enacted the world's first anti-smoking laws dictating to others what he felt was best for "society".

He also forced individuals to turn in their personal firearms.

To sum up; not suprisingly, he was a [email protected]

viktor inox
11th Jan 2009, 16:30
He was also the first (and hitherto most prominent) brand ambassador for Mercedes Benz. Hasn't put off too many people from buying their cars.

Avitor
11th Jan 2009, 16:35
A brilliant example of a corporal given the powers of a commander.

<runs for cover> :uhoh:

AMF
11th Jan 2009, 16:41
Hitler was also...in keeping with his socialist "the well-being of the hive takes precedence" mentality...was a big supporter of nationalized healthcare, and thus figured that the mentally-disabled and "defective" were too much of a drain on his Socialist Utopian System, and therefore began gassing them years before he began doing the same to others for being the wrong race.

They trained young, fresh-faced National Socialist doctors these "defectives" were also happier being dead.

But hey, they had universal healthcare for those in the hive they didn't eradicate!

GrumpyOldFart
11th Jan 2009, 16:45
He was also a non-smoker, and being a strident socialist who did what all strident socialists do when they achieve power, enacted the world's first anti-smoking laws dictating to others what he felt was best for "society".

He also forced individuals to turn in their personal firearms.

To sum up; not suprisingly, he was a [email protected]



So are we talking Hitler, Stalin, Bliar or Broon here, AMF?

barry lloyd
11th Jan 2009, 16:50
He was also the first (and hitherto most prominent) brand ambassador for Mercedes Benz. Hasn't put off too many people from buying their cars.

...and Hugo Boss.

RJM
11th Jan 2009, 17:26
The Nazis declared cancer to be "the number one enemy of the state." They banned smoking in public places, increased tobacco taxes, banned tobacco advertising, established a link between tobacco and lung cancer and coined the term 'passive smoking'. National Socialist policy favored natural food and opposed fat, sugar, alcohol, and sedentary lifestyles. Read 'The Nazi War on Cancer' by Robert N Proctor.

They wanted people to be 'heil and hearty' (eine kleine joke, yes?) but it wasn't all good...

Apart from the Germans as a whole suffering, let's face it, some relatively serious reverses to their national programme towards the latter part of WWII, it's reported that the first thing the personnel in Hitler's Berlin bunker did after Hitler had shot himself was to light up the fags!

Shack37
11th Jan 2009, 17:33
I thought he was Austrian.

Scrubbed
11th Jan 2009, 17:43
it's reported that the first thing the personnel in Hitler's Berlin bunker did after Hitler had shot himself was to light up the fags!

I thought H had already had them all shot...???

mustpost
11th Jan 2009, 17:44
Did you say drugs or dugs??:}

sitigeltfel
11th Jan 2009, 17:59
I wonder if the Journo that wrote this ever lived it down......

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee201/sitigeltfel/Hitlerparole.jpg

BlueWolf
11th Jan 2009, 19:42
Hey, I'm a vegetarian too! By that I mean that I only eat vegetarian animals, like cows and sheep and deer. I don't eat lions or bears or other carnivores.

Also, I like dogs, and I don't smoke :uhoh:

...but I don't gas people, or invade Poland, or make the trains run on time, so I must be alright. :ok:

tony draper
11th Jan 2009, 19:54
Hmmm I dunno vegetarians produce a lot of gas.
:rolleyes:

Davaar
11th Jan 2009, 21:00
Horses do, and they are vegetarians.

tony draper
11th Jan 2009, 21:11
Yer those vegetarians alone are probably responsible for the hole in the ozone layer,one could put forward a good case for having them all executed in order to protect the environment.
:rolleyes:

hellsbrink
11th Jan 2009, 21:17
I don't know, Mr. D, one night on the Guinnesss produces an effect the very next day










(Nothing like a bit of 'orse for breakfast)

Howard Hughes
11th Jan 2009, 21:29
See vegetarians, freaks the lot of them!:eek:

BDiONU
11th Jan 2009, 21:37
Vegetarians

Vegetarians are cruel, unthinking people.
Everybody knows that a carrot screams when grated.
That a peach bleeds when torn apart.
Do you believe an orange insensitive
to thumbs gouging out its flesh?
That tomatoes spill their brains painlessly?
Potatoes, skinned alive and boiled,
the soil's little lobsters.
Don't tell me it doesn't hurt
when peas are ripped from the scrotum,
the hide flayed off sprouts,
cabbage shredded, onions beheaded.
Throw in the trowel
and lay down the hoe.
Mow no more
Let my people go!

Adrian Henri

V2-OMG!
11th Jan 2009, 22:32
He was also missing a left testicle.

G-CPTN
11th Jan 2009, 22:36
That's bollock

bnt
11th Jan 2009, 23:10
Did Hitler love animals... or did he just hate vegetables?

V2-OMG!
11th Jan 2009, 23:27
He was also missing a left testicle.

Or should I say he was also missing his left bok choy, and wun hung lo?

Avitor
11th Jan 2009, 23:35
Given Hitler's madness, him being vegetarian might have been racist, in that any animal could have been stroked, fed, reared, killed, or butchered by a non Aryan.

Blacksheep
12th Jan 2009, 09:22
I think that, like most socialists, Hitler failed to think through the consequences of his social engineering. Socialism is like most activities, governed by the immutable Law of Unintended Consequences. Isolated behind the wall that seperates all leaders from reality, vegetarian, tee-total, dog and child loving Adolf never had to deal face to face with the realities of his hideous theories.

Romeo India Xray
12th Jan 2009, 15:19
I think that, like most socialists, Hitler failed to think through the consequences of his social engineering.

Same should be said of that awful piece of unelected $hit from north of the border.

RIX

Storminnorm
12th Jan 2009, 15:57
But he's NOT a veggie is he?
Probably loves neeps and tatties though!

McDoo
12th Jan 2009, 19:17
If Hitler was a vegetarian, then doesn't that make all vegetarians Nazis? (or is it just the vegetarians that I have met?):E

SpannerInTheWerks
12th Jan 2009, 19:24
There is, apparently, speculation that Hitler may have had fetishes, such as urolagnia.

No wonder his female companions got p****d off!

SITW :}

McDoo
12th Jan 2009, 19:30
Urolagnia? I think I'm rostered to go there next week. Should I take an umbrella?

pigboat
12th Jan 2009, 20:48
Is Urolagnia east or west of the mountains?

V2-OMG!
12th Jan 2009, 21:01
I knew someone who graduated from the University of Urolagia with a degree in pissology.

He is now a practicing pissologist, and is doing rather well.....or so I hear.

Flying Binghi
12th Jan 2009, 21:09
LOL, its amusing to read the little ads found to the left of some posts - mostly pro vegy :}

FlyingOfficerKite
12th Jan 2009, 21:28
Is Urolagnia east or west of the mountains?

I'm told it's best in the middle! LOL

KR

FOK :)

Flying Binghi
14th Jan 2009, 09:27
One thing I notice about the vegys I've delt with over the years is, when the going gets tough, i.e. all their so-called proofs have been discredited, they tend to put their hands over their ears and yell..."i'm not listening" repeatedly - or they go off into some nonsense babble :hmm:

BombayDuck
14th Jan 2009, 13:49
Er, proofs of what?

Flying Binghi
14th Jan 2009, 21:36
Er, proofs of what?

Exactly ;)

Flying Binghi
23rd Jan 2009, 10:58
Oh dear, theres a bit of a cat fight going on in vegy forum world about all the hunting threads being started. Seems somebody car'nt spot a 'straw man' hunter poster when they see it -

...some hunters here have been here for years, filling up the boards with the same trite BS arguments that have no substance whatsoever, over and over, ad nauseum. They have even been banned, but come back under different names. It doesn't take long to work out who they are.

ArthurR
23rd Jan 2009, 14:28
Found a book the other day that would be ideal for an ex-girl friend

"cheap and easy vegetarian cooking" She's a vegetarian and .........

Storminnorm
23rd Jan 2009, 14:38
Is the fact that she's a vegetarian anything to do with the
fact that she's an EX girlfriend?

Cheap and easy vegetarian "cooking"?
Just buy a lawn mower.

Capot
23rd Jan 2009, 14:54
Whatever would you do with a lawnmower? I don't understand.

The cheapest and easiest way is to cook them slowly in a cauldron, and serve with a selection of fresh vegetables.

In the South Pacific they would cut them into pieces and roast them but that takes a long time.

Storminnorm
23rd Jan 2009, 15:20
Capot. Cheap and easy veggie cooking? Just go and cut the GRASS?
Put it on a plate? Bung it in the micowave? Oh never mind! I'm off! :ugh:

Capot
23rd Jan 2009, 15:26
OK, I get it. But why eat grass instead of a vegetarian? There's little nutrition in grass. Not much in a vegetarian either, you might say, and you would be right. But more than in grass.

Storminnorm
23rd Jan 2009, 15:31
Eating the grass just cuts out the middle-man.
Should be O.K. if you eat enough.

pigboat
23rd Jan 2009, 20:00
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/Siddley-Hawker/vegetarian-motivation.jpg

Flying Binghi
3rd Feb 2009, 11:18
LOL, pigboat thats funny.


Here we have a short vid of a clear thinking vegitarian commenting on the park service - YouTube - Timothy Treadwell- Grizzly Man (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OlqSiP2WIuU&feature=related)

tony draper
3rd Feb 2009, 11:45
Ere,that's the chap who got ate by a bear int it?:uhoh:

winkle
3rd Feb 2009, 20:08
what do veggies do in a survival situation?

Capt.KAOS
3rd Feb 2009, 21:09
Hitler being a vegetarian was a myth created by Goebbels. Nuff said...

Deep and fast
3rd Feb 2009, 22:08
I thought he was into scatology! But I may be talking sh:mad:t

D and F :8

bnt
3rd Feb 2009, 23:34
Here's a book every vegetarian should read - very supportive:

http://stereoroid.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/chickensoup1.jpg

pigboat
3rd Feb 2009, 23:38
Ere,that's the chap who got ate by a bear int it?

That's how that great big bear you saw in Churchill got to be big, Mr. D. ;)

reynoldsno1
4th Feb 2009, 21:01
I think it was Eddie Izzard who pointed out that vegetarianism can, under some circumstances, lead to genocide..... :oh:

Flying Binghi
1st Mar 2009, 11:30
Scientists have discovered that going veggie could be bad for your brain-with those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage... Eating veggies shrinks the brain-Science-Health & Science-The Times of India (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/HealthSci/Eating_veggies_shrinks_the_brain/articleshow/3480629.cms)